Unhappily Ever After

Geoff Pierson

Jack Malloy

Kevin Connolly

Ryan Malloy

Nikki Cox

Tiffany Malloy

Justin Berfield

Ross Malloy

Bobcat Goldthwait

Mr. Floppy (voice)

Allan Trautman

Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)

Stephanie Hodge

Jennie Malloy

Joyce Van Patten

Maureen Slattery

Ant

Barry

Dana Daurey

Amber

Wendy Benson-Landes

Barbara Caufield

Frank Lloyd

Righty

Kristanna Loken

Sable O'Brian

Deborah Kellner

Muffy

Faith Salie

Caitlin

Oliver Muirhead

Mr. Monteleone

Maggie Lawson

Madolyn

Jean Speegle Howard

Miss Neezballs

Jessica Hahn

Miss Taylor

Jamie Kennedy

Stoney

Elisabeth Harnois

Patty

Christina Moore

Cherri

Kimberly J. Brown

Helena

Tommy Bertelsen

Little Ryan

Jeff Doucette

Coach

Michael Warwick

Nerd Boy

Scott Gurney

Chip

Don Novello

Guy Macaroon

Bridget Flanery

Bunny

Suanne Spoke

Ms. Musante

Brighton Hertford

Girl

Ossie Mair

Janitor

Michael Hitchcock

Coach McNiff

Danielle Weeks

Jennifer

Tamara Braun

Lacy

Kato Kaelin

Happy Bender

Hayden Panettiere

Little Girl

Brett Stimely

Larry

David O'Donnell

Chuck

Steven Gilborn

Doctor

Stephen Kay

Salesman

Marnette Patterson

Cindy

Quinn Duffy

Matt Cochran

Andrea Bendewald

TV Newscaster

Victoria Jackson

Susan

Diane Delano

Vic

Ian Patrick Williams

Ray Paul Jones

Donna D'Errico

Fantasy Girl #1

Kristen Williams

Fantasy Girl #2

Richard Hoyt-Miller

Mailman Pops

Kevin Scannell

Chipper Collins

Gary Coleman

Devil

Edmund L. Shaff

Insurance Guy

Judy Kain

Meter Maid

Eric Menyuk

Policeman

Donald Gibb

Spike

Mila Kunis

Chloe

Samantha Esteban

Cute Girl

Riki Rachtman

Riki Rachtman (voice)

Diane Farr

Michelle

Jackée Harry

Ms. Blake

J. Robin Miller

Agnes

Lisa Malkiewicz

Crystal

Seann William Scott

Moondoggie

Kenneth Kimmins

Dean

Nick Toth

Quigley

Adam Kaiz

Charles

Tracy Scoggins

Morgana

Pat Crawford Brown

Sadie Glickstein

Jennifer Banko

Michelle

R.D. Robb

Bernie

Aaron Lustig

Maitre D'

Daniel Markel

Guy Babone

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

David Jahn

Rose Seller Guy

Melanie Good

Pretty Girl

Debra Mooney

Saleslady

Connie Sawyer

Old Woman

Edd Byrnes

Fossily

Doug Jones

Boomer

Karen Moncrieff

Zelda

Johnny Venokur

Maury

Joel Berti

Johnny Stompanoto

Mary Gillis

Mrs. Garbaggio

Jim Ward

TV Announcer (voice)

Sarah Lancaster

Alice

Ivana Miličević

Oksana

Dale Raoul

Granny Goodness

Kevin Light

Prince

Jeannie Elias

Goldie

Peggy Miley

Mrs. Dempsey

Jennifer Lyons

Erica

Natalia Cigliuti

Francesca

Ed O'Bannon

Ed O'Bannon

David Youse

Skip

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Pablo

Faith Minton

Bertha

Constance Zimmer

LaVerne

Jenna von Oy

Bitsy

Lisa Arturo

Cookie

Robin Berry

Jane

Richard Sanders

Mr. Peabody

Jonathan Aube

Guy

Ernest Liu

Lee

Alicia Rickter

Girl

Rhonda Shear

Beggar Spice

Nick Cornish

Billy

Ashley Buccille

Girl #2

Chris L. McKenna

Mikey

Dan Ponce

Chicky

Linda O'Neil

Girl

Kiva Dawson

Caitlin Blackpoole

Arturo Gil

Dancing Baby

Tom Kenny

J. Cyril Studebaker

Peggy Jo Jacobs

Lee

Shulie Cowen

Ann

Paul Popowich

Jerome

Jennifer Hale

Kobe

Denney Pierce

Obnoxious Guy #2

Chris Durand

Obnoxious Guy #3

Alex Nesic

Jacques

James Wong Jim

Yahuda

Linda Kim

Zipporah

Thomas DeWier

Awkie

Ryan Holihan

Elliott

Jennifer Lothrop

Penny

David Pressman

Tony

Charles Howerton

Henry

Danica Sheridan

Security Guard

Rob Leo Roy

Mr. Gutman

Danielle Keaton

Young Girl

Bob Glouberman

Dr. J

Kyle Sullivan

David

Calvin Remsberg

Pavarotti

David Faustino

Jimbo

Victoria Silvstedt

Brandi

John Ducey

Jim

Christa Campbell

Kirsten

Wendie Jo Sperber

Ms. Snaylops