Half in the Bag

Jay Bauman

Jay

Mike Stoklasa

Palpatine, Xandu, Mike, Simon Taggert (The Great Space Jam) / Original Foot Killer (Das Foot) (archive footage)

Rich Evans

Mike Spiduski (archive footage), Harry S. Plinkett, Phone Caller (voice), Plinkett's great-great-great-grandson, George Lucas, Daniel, Rich, Mike Spiduski, Harriet Plinkett

Tim Heidecker

Tim

Richard Simmons

Himself (archive footage)

Richard Hatch

Himself

Robert Picardo

Himself

Christopher Lloyd

Self

Freddie Williams II

Self

Lou Ferrigno

Self

Julia Benson

Self

Peter Mayhew

Self

Bruce Campbell

Self

Alexandre O. Philippe

Himself

Jocelyn Ridgely

Sheila, Herself / Queen Voluptor (archive footage), Sheila (voice)

Jack Packard

FUCK-Bot 5000, Himself, Jack, Comedy Club Hillbilly, Ronald Adams, Mr. Friedman (uncredited), Mailman Tommy

Linda Cieslik

Old Lady

George Lucas

Himself (archive footage)

Oprah Winfrey

Herself (archive footage)

Spike Lee

Himself (archive footage)

Josh Davis

Pest Control

Macaulay Culkin

Tim

Justin Roiland

Mike / Jay (voice)