Summary
A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.
Good for
- Date night
- Family movie night
- Friends night
Where to watch
Not streaming in any country yet.
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At a glance
Critics vs audiences
Only audience scores so far
Audiences 43GoodWatch 47
IMDb4.3
Running time
1 h 23 min
Shorter than 9 in 10 comedies, −17 min on the typical 100
typical 10083Half of all comedies run 91–111 min.
Released
2025
November 13, 2025
Last year
Genres
ComedyFamilyLanguage
Russian
Original language
Made in
Russia
Rated
No age rating yet.
Yes: its content advisories are violence and strong language, and the viewing guide lists it for kids.
What's in it
- ViolenceModerate
- Gore, disturbing imagesLittle or none
- Frightening scenesLittle or none
- Sex, nudityLittle or none
- Dark themesLittle or none
- Strong languageNamed in the advisories
In white: what the content advisories name. Levels from the title analysis.
Viewing guide
AdultsDate NightFamily Movie NightFriends NightParty VibeIntergenerationalKidsPartner WatchPublic Viewing SafeSolo WatchTeensComfort WatchPure Escapism
and 13 more20 people
- Nikita PanfilovVetrov
- Marina VasilyevaKris
- Mariya AbramovaLika
- Mark‑Malik MurashkinStas
- Varvara KuprinaNyuta
- Yan TsapnikSmelyanskiy
- Maksim BelborodovAgent
- Marina DenisovaOlya
Denis BuzinKoval
Elizaveta GoncharenkoNeighbor
Mikhail KukotaPatrol
Irina OnatskayaAccomplice
Nikita BureevLika’s boyfriend- MVMary VakhaGaming Employee
Sergey BelovStore Security Guard- KTKonstantin TernovoyAccomplice
- MGMargarita GorbunovaReporter
Oleg KosiyanenkoTranslator
Aleksandr RudFSB Officer- СКСофья КалининаTikToker Girl
Directing · 1
- Alisa Shitikova Director
Writing · 2
- Anario Mamedov Writer
- Elena Vakhrusheva Writer
Production · 6
- Marina Razumova Producer
- Boris Khanchalyan Producer
- Timur Weinstein Producer
- Tina Kandelaki Producer
- Mikhail Pogosov Producer
- Evgeny Mishiev Producer
Camera · 1
- Kirill Begishev Director of Photography
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