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Blonde Squad
2014·Movie
·1h 33min·R·
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High energy, emotionally cool.
Energy
Thrilling and fast-paced
Fast from start to finish.
- Adrenaline8
- Fast Pace8
- Spectacle7
Heart
Emotionally reserved
- Hopefulness6
- Catharsis5
- Romance4
Humor
Some slapstick and absurdist humor
Not a comedy at heart.
- Physical Comedy7
- Absurdist Humor6
- Satire & Parody6
World
Kept in the background
- Rewatchability6
- World Immersion5
- Dialogue Centrality5
Craft
Solid, not remarkable
- Direction5
- Acting5
- Narrative Structure5
Style
Functional look and sound
- Editing6
- Sound Centrality6
- Cinematography5
Energy
HighThrilling and fast-paced
Fast from start to finish.
Blonde Squad is thrilling, fast-paced, and spectacular.
All energy traits
- Adrenaline8High-energy, pulse-pounding intensity.
- Fast Pace8Quick tempo and momentum.
- Spectacle7Scale and set-piece grandeur.
- Violence7Physical conflict and intensity.
- Tension6Edge-of-your-seat suspense and pressure.
- Scare1Frightening moments and scares.
Heart
NoneEmotionally reserved
It keeps its emotions at a distance.
All heart traits
- Hopefulness6Optimism and uplifting resolve.
- Catharsis5Emotional release and payoff.
- Romance4Love stories and emotional connections.
- Wonder3Awe, discovery, and amazement.
- Wholesome2Heartwarming, uplifting feelings.
- Pathos1Deeply moving, empathetic emotion.
- Melancholy1Bittersweet, reflective sadness.
- Nostalgia0Warmth of memory and retro vibes.
- Coming of Age0Personal growth and self-discovery.
- Family Dynamics0Relationships and generational ties.
Humor
MediumSome slapstick and absurdist humor
Not a comedy at heart.
Expect some slapstick and absurdist humor.
All humor traits
- Physical Comedy7Slapstick and visual gags.
- Absurdist Humor6Surreal, nonsensical comedy.
- Satire & Parody6Sharp critique and playful imitation.
- Situational Comedy5Humor from everyday scenarios and setups.
- Wit & Wordplay4Clever dialogue and verbal humor.
- Cringe Humor3Awkward, uncomfortable laughs.
- Dark Humor2Humor from taboo or grim topics.
Related traits
- Camp & Irony8Stylized exaggeration and wink.
- Pastiche6Playful imitation of styles.
- Eccentricity5Oddball tone and quirks.
World
LowKept in the background
The world stays in the background.
All world traits
- Rewatchability6Invites repeat viewing.
- World Immersion5Depth and sensory richness of setting.
- Dialogue Centrality5Stories driven by conversation.
- Novelty3Fresh ideas and invention.
- Ambiguity1Open-endedness and uncertainty.
Related traits
- Crime6Heists, investigation, and underworld.
Craft
LowSolid, not remarkable
The craft is serviceable rather than remarkable.
All craft traits
- Direction5Vision and command behind the camera.
- Acting5Performance craft and presence.
- Narrative Structure5Story architecture and form.
- Intrigue5Curiosity and investigative pull.
- Dialogue Quality4Sharp writing and memorable lines.
- Character Depth3Rich, complex characterization.
- Complexity2Layered plots and ideas.
- Non-linear Narrative1Time-shifts and structure play.
- Meta Narrative0Stories about storytelling.
Related traits
- Fast Pace8Quick tempo and momentum.
- Homage & Reference5Allusions to other works.
Style
MediumFunctional look and sound
The look and sound stay functional.
All style traits
- Editing6Pacing and structure through cuts.
- Sound Centrality6Sound design as core element.
- Cinematography5Visual composition and camera work.
- Music Composition5Score and musical identity.
- Music Centrality5Songs central to storytelling.
- Visual Stylization4Distinctive aesthetic signature.
Related traits
- Camp & Irony8Stylized exaggeration and wink.
- Spectacle7Scale and set-piece grandeur.
- Pastiche6Playful imitation of styles.
- Dialogue Centrality5Stories driven by conversation.
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About
Blonde, Sexy, Deadly
They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they can kick your butt. Jill Masters is the toughest one that will take no prisoners. Brandi Nash is the hot, sexy, and the lethal one that uses her beauty to get what she wants. Sabrina Steele is the smartest brilliant leader of Blonde Squad. Last but not least is Jane Bond, the classy bad to the bone rookie who is hard-as-nails. They work for a man named Colonel Thorpe the head of D.I.C.E. from Langley Washington DC. The Blonde Squad are sent into action when the devious mastermind Contessa Dell"Oro, the evil leader of the Frogmen plot to destroy the world in 48 hours with her new X-bomb Nuclear Missile if the world leaders do not reach her demands on time. She will wipe out each country with everything in it every hour.
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Questions about Blonde Squad
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Is Blonde Squad worth watching?
66
GoodGoodWatch scoreMostly. It's well received, with a GoodWatch score of 67/100 (IMDb 7.3). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.
What is Blonde Squad rated?
RViolenceSexual content
It's rated R in the United States. Content advisories: violence and sexual content.
How long is Blonde Squad?
1 h 33 min
Blonde Squad runs 1 h 33 min.
What language is Blonde Squad in?
English
It was made in English. Produced in United States.