Rock, Paper, Scissors

Jason Alexander

Jonathan Fartjoke (voice)

Xanthe Huynh

Hilda / Host (voice)

Alessia Cara

Lolly (voice)

Jake Green

Roy / Narrator (voice)

Carla Tassara

Carla / Judge / Jenny (voice)

Heidi Schooler

Instructor (voice)

Jim Meskimen

Abraham Lincoln Head / Sentient TV / Movie Character 1 (voice)

Thomas Lennon

Paper's Brain / Paper's Bladder / Parrot (voice), Paper's Brain (voice), Stylist (voice), Fashion Policeman (voice), Paper (voice), Photographer (voice)

Ron Funches

Male Birthday Cop 2 (voice), Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice), Soccer Player (voice), Rock (voice), Dave (voice), The Wind (voice)

Darin De Paul

Hipponoid Commander Head / Beethoven Head (voice), Aristotle / Judge (voice), Bone Cruncher / Sled Hill (voice), Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice)

Caleb Yen

Confucius (voice)

Eric Bauza

Ooze Prince / Male Birthday Cop 1 (voice)

Carla Gugino

Detective Wishowski (voice)

Eugene Cordero

Putty (voice)

Isabela Merced

The Susan (voice)

Kimberly Brooks

The President / Parader / Kid (voice), Crew Member / Screaming Girl (voice), The President of the U.S. (voice), President / Friendly Shopkeeper / Orange Candy Wrapper (voice)

Melanie Minichino

Young Margo / Adult Margo (voice), Sharon / Future Sharon (voice)

Kaitlyn Robrock

Paper Actress (voice)

Mike Trapp

Reginald / Soul (voice)

Eddie Pepitone

Lou (voice), Lou (voice), Lou / Landlords (voice)

Fred Tatasciore

Creepo / Director / Pizza Guy (voice), Pirate Captain / Burly Pirate (voice)

Keston John

Commander / Narrator / Blue Candy Wrapper (voice)

Melissa Villaseñor

Therapist (voice), Pencil / Focus Group Girl 2 (voice), Pencil (voice), Pencil / Post-Apocalyptic Woman (voice), Pencil / Pencil Judge #1 / Pencil Judge #2 / Pencil Judge #3 (voice), Pencil / Therapist / Woman with the World's Largest Fan (voice)

Greg Chun

Jin / Boss / Bed Bug (voice), Winston / Mattress Man (voice)

Debra Wilson

Crazy-Eyed Pirate / Saleswoman / Skeleton / Sleeping Skydiver (voice), Female Mathematician / Focus Group Girl 1 (voice)

Ray Chase

Logan the Rat Bro (voice), GPS / Security Officer / Fruit Fly (voice), Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Baron Von Snootsberg / Car Owner (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / The Wizard / Brogan the Rat Bro (voice), Baron Von Snootsberg / Movie President / Chimpanzee (voice), Ominous Scientist / Focus Group Guy 3 (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Salesman / Computer Voice (voice)

Sunil Malhotra

Dreamscape / Wallet (voice), Dreamscape / Mailman (voice)

Lauren Ash

Sandpaper / Petitioner (voice), Sandpaper / Nutso, the Rapping Squirrel (voice), Sandpaper / Passerby (voice), Sandpaper (voice)

Cristina Valenzuela

Car Wash Boss / Robot 1 (voice), Car Wash Boss / Executive (voice)

Natasha Leggero

Controller of Cool (voice)

Jonathan Lipow

Hiring Robot / Doomsday Machine / Customer / Robot 3 (voice), Bus Driver / Driver (voice), Driver / Dad (voice), Driver (voice)

Diedrich Bader

Chad Brockchad (voice), Chad Brockchad / Captain (voice), Chad Brockchad / Cheap Apartment VO / Awards Show Announcer (voice), Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice), Chad Brockchad / Ambassador (voice)

Robbie Daymond

Scissors 2 / Adult Scissors (voice)

JP Karliak

Convenient News Reporter / Little Boy (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Machine / Alien (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Sheep (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Focus Group Guy 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Barrister Wig (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Guard (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Screaming Person (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Solider / Fireman / Guy in the Back (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Shakespeare / Euclid (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Trampoline Salesman / Teen 2 (voice), Egg Creature / Announcer (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Leading Man (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Drummer / Paramedic 2 (voice), Flub-Bub / Convenient News Reporter (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Man on One Knee / Crowd Member 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter (voice), Paper 2 / Adult Paper / Chyron (voice), Buff Man / Flub-Bub (voice), Convenient Town Crier / Prince 2 / The Trash (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Gardener (voice)

Abby Trott

Female Robot Executive / Nickelodeon Executive / Stapler (voice), Fire Hydrant / Pizza Girl / Female Robot Executive (voice), Casting Agent (voice), Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice), Ms. Cornwall / Prison Guard (voice), Robot Executive / Robot Mother (voice), Original Ghost / Debate Kid / Wet-Haired Ghost Girl (voice), Teen 1 / Tutorial Girl (voice)

Marlene Martinez

The Astonishing Catalina (voice)

Marieve Herington

Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice), French Wig / Teen Rebel Wig (voice), Wealthy Old Lady / Futuristic Looking Woman (voice)

Brian Scott McFadden

Rabbit (voice)

Jesse Corti

Owner (voice)

Grey DeLisle

Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice), Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice), Director / Casting Agent (voice), Safety Inspector 2 / Kid (voice), Kid / Woman / Kid 2 / Restaurant Patron 2 / Restaurant Patron 4 / Reporter 2 / Audience Member / Party Goer 2 (voice)

Kari Wahlgren

Waitress / Make-up Artist (voice), Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice), Store Owner / Waitress / Woman (voice), Waitress (voice)

Chris Cox

Kevin / Future Kevin (voice)

Isaac Robinson-Smith

Rock 2 / Adult Rock (voice), Waiter / Water Marauder / Todd / Crowd Member 1 (voice)

Carlos Alazraqui

Tyrannosaurus Rex (voice), Restaurant Patron 1 / Restaurant Patron 3 / Reporter 3 / Party Goer 3 (voice), Polar Bear (voice), Smitty (voice), Every Single Scissors (voice), Shark (voice), Rhino (voice), Guy Who Doesn't Know He's a Ghost Yet (voice), Parrot Pirate / Hieronymus Bosch (voice), Movie Character 3 (voice), Mittens (voice), Bowling Ball (voice), Guy (voice), Scissors (voice), Safety Inspector 1 (voice), Passenger (voice)

Matt Lowe

Bald Cap / Lizard Creature (voice)

Jonathan Van Ness

Unconditionally Supportive Wig (voice)

Cedric Yarbrough

Rock's Dad (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Raspberry Cake / Citizen (voice)

Fryda Wolff

Hip Woman / Sassy Receptionist (voice)

Secunda Wood

Cashier / Mom / Employee (voice)

Betsy Sodaro

Potato (voice)

Jane Carr

Garbage Queen (voice)

Aidan Gillen

Steven Shadowwhispers (voice)

Danny Pudi

Recyclable Prince (voice)

Wanda Sykes

Dian (voice)

Andrew Morgado

R.O.V.E.R. / Hippo / Guard 2 (voice), Chris / Narrator / Garbage Guard / Couple 2 (voice), Coach / Announcer / Reporter 1 / Party Goer 1 (voice)