The Detectives

Robert Powell

Dave Briggs

George Sewell

Superintendent Cottam

Jasper Carrott

Bob Louis

Jimmy Tarbuck

McKenna

John Nettles

Jim Bergerac

Philip Glenister

Uniformed Officer

Christopher Villiers

Dr Phipps

Eamonn Walker

D.I. Tyler

Nick Brimble

Jan

Ron Cook

Blind Billy

Adam Godley

D.C. Dominic Boyle

Jerry Hall

Jerry Palmer

Amanda Mealing

Emily Ford

Noel Coleman

The Butler

Rupert Bates

Mr Smith

Eileen Way

Old Lady

John Motson

Football Commentator (voice)

Don Gallagher

Sergeant Williams

Nosher Powell

McKenna Employee 1

Eddie Webber

Bank Robber

Marcus Eyre

McKenna Employee 2

Peter Jeffrey

Derek

Anthony Stewart Head

Simon

Caroline O'Neill

Production Assistant

Sion Tudor Owen

Terry

Harold Innocent

Viking

Michael Simkins

Doctor

Noel Edmonds

Himself

Nigel Davenport

Sir Arthur Andrews

Raad Rawi

Sultan of Benaris

Doug Fisher

Cabbie

Terence Alexander

Charlie Hungerford

Lee Whitlock

Young Stablehand

Barry Cryer

Detective Simpson

Leon Herbert

Polish Joe

Leslie Grantham

Danny Kane

Andy Lucas

Greek Gangster

Georgina Hale

Irene Mazola

Lucy Davis

Young girl 1

Jennifer Gibson

Young girl 2

Jack Burns

Bouncer

Chris Beaumont

Kenny

Henry Naylor

Police Driver

Andy Parsons

Armed Officer

Gwen Taylor

Annie

Christopher Ellison

Lomax

Don Henderson

Brother Ryan

Linda Regan

Barmaid

Shend

Tall Murderer

Frank Windsor

Chief Superintendent

Robert Bathurst

Thomas

Nicholas Colicos

Masseur

Daniel Flynn

Peter Burlington

Rula Lenska

Duchess

James Ellis

Customs Officer

Glyn Grimstead

Lorry Driver

Paul Kynman

Ruud

Herbert Lom

Van der Dyck

Brian Croucher

Harry Laws

Gary Delaney

Skipping Boxer

Tim Healy

Ronnie Goodall

Kate Rhodes James

Laws' Secretary

Gareth Hunt

Mr. Sharpe

Tony Selby

Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson

Roy Smiles

P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton

Julie T. Wallace

W.P.C Sandy Taylor

Holly De Jong

2nd Blind Date Woman

Tricia George

Blonde Woman

Diane Keen

Mary

Francis Matthews

Duke of Connemara

Michael Troughton

Maquess of Tipperary

Richard Syms

Janitor

Gary Beadle

Uniformed Constable

Alan David

Seargent

Cal McCrystal

Flash Gordon

Geoffrey Chater

Sutton Frobisher

John Quentin

Brian Kent

Kevork Malikyan

Josef Esterhazy

Arthur Whybrow

Old Man in flats

Yvonne Edgell

Woman in flats

David Vine

Skating Commentator

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Phibes

Mike Reid

Ronnie Richardson

Fiona Gillies

Jennie Richardson

Bill Oddie

Professor Rose

Roger Walker

Barman

Pat Roach

P.C. Drake

George Malpas

Bumpkin

Russell Hunter

Spanner

Anthony Valentine

Grey Wolf, Chaffeur

Steve Speirs

Bruce

Ken Kitson

Farmer

Dean Harris

First Policeman

Kemal Sylvester

Second Policeman

Jeremy Sinden

Doctor

Bryan Pringle

Fatha

Paul Chapman

William the Conqueror

Hugh Dennis

Seth

Ken Jones

King Harold

Matthew Ashforde

Norman Lute Player

David Hatton

Hotspur

Derek Fowlds

Derek Alsopp

Sarah Crowden

Head Teacher

Rebecca Root

Vet

Julie Etchingham

Newsround Presenter

Jessica Fox

1st Schoolgirl

Cathy Sara

Camilla

Stephen Churchett

Mr. Hawthorne

Paul Bigley

Clown

Ann Mitchell

Superintendent Simmons

Pamela Cundell

Granny-o-gram

John Bardon

Billy

Allison Dean

W.P.C.

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Skunk

Mark Steel

Pike, Second copper

Gracy Goldman

Fiona

Jamie Foreman

Billy

Tony Pritchard

Tony

Angus Kennedy

Paramedic

Anna Wing

Old Lady

Rhashan Stone

Dr Monk

Angela Curran

Dinner Lady

Stephen Marcus

Fat Reg

Tim Stern

Charlie

Jacey Sallés

Bride

Derek Martin

Groom's Father

Walter van Dyk

Master Of Ceremonies

Francesca Longrigg

Helen

Malcolm McFee

Roberts

Larry Dann

Hawkeye

Andrew Lancel

Bryant

David Barber

Big Saxon / Barman

Lee Cornes

Doctor Pete