V.I.P.

Pamela Anderson

Vallery Irons

Molly Culver

Tasha Dexter

Shaun Baker

Quick Williams

Natalie Raitano

Nikki Franco

Leah Lail

Kay Simmons

Angelle Brooks

Maxine de la Cruz

Dustin Nguyễn

Johnny Loh

Shawn Weatherly

Margot Burns

Bruce Locke

Victor Chang

Lee Majors

Jed Irons

Alexander Enberg

Obsessed Vallery Irons Fan

James Horan

Smith

Keith Campbell

Shane

Louie Anderson

Homeless Person

Shamari DeVoe

Herself (as Blaque)

Natina Reed

Herself (as Blaque)

Brian McNamara

Andrew D Welles

Joseph C. Phillips

Geiger

Ty Upshaw

Operative #1

Noah Blake

Dr Greenberg

Darryl Chan

Chung

Amber Smith

Davina

Angela Oh

Keri, Reporter

Liz Smith

Self - Gossip Columnist

Patrick Robert Smith

Sailor

Bryan Cranston

Colt Arrow

Daniel Roebuck

Iron Green

Dean Norris

Jackson Lasarr

Kevin Light

Brad Cliff

Christopher Carroll

Butler / Biker

Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore

Udo Kier

Viktor Balek

Wayne Pére

Arnie Feign

Shashawnee Hall

Ferris

Rick Cramer

Instructor

Vince Donvito

Sensei Leon

Ian Ziering

Peter, Tasha's ex husband

Mark Tymchyshyn

Kip Lashane

Martin Kove

Mr. Scornabacho

John Cho

Flower Delivery Guy

Natasha Pavlovich

Alex / Florentine Swann

Irina Davidoff

Queen Sima

Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Eric Steinberg

Prince Jordan

Patrick Kilpatrick

Tensil

Christian J. Meoli

Waiter

Daran Norris

Narrator

Rocco Salata

Prince Jordan's Bodyguard (uncredited)

Kristen Dalton

Julie Knox

Diane Farr

Helen

Emmanuelle Bach

Dr. Townsend

Steve Austin

Self

Joseph Kell

Dr. Ken Miller

Carlton Wilborn

Wilgan

Robert Michael Ryan

Wilgan's Bodyguard (uncredited)

Stewart Finlay-McLennan

Walter Parsegian

Roger Floyd

Gino Franco

Nelson Mashita

Mr. Tokawa

Jonathan Breck

Irving Millbrook

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence

Thomas Newton

Ty Spencer

Cliff DeYoung

Senator Barton Spencer

Ricky Paull Goldin

Gil Rosen

Joe Sabatino

Mr. Banks

Nikita Ager

Kim

Elizabeth Bogush

Peri Woodman

Forbes Riley

Irene

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

John Salley

John Salley

Sam Sarpong

Kirby Tucson

Charlie O'Connell

Jimmie

C. Thomas Howell

Phil Sherman

Trent Cameron

Flip Webley

Andrew W. Walker

Derskin

Elimu Nelson

Reggie

Brian J. Williams

Thug #3 (uncredited)

Sydney Walsh

Chloe Nolan

Nikki Ziering

Amber Davis

Coolio

Coolio

Robin Thomas

Gower Jantzen

Art Chudabala

Yoshi

Ping Wu

Chang

Mark Nutter

Man Onscreen

Gregory Itzin

Ronnie Beeman

Jerry Hauck

Ben Hale

Marlon Young

Mike

Dell Yount

Husband in Audience

Liisa Cohen

Navarette / P.A.

Carol Kiernan

Wife

Susan Peretz

Wife in Audience

Nancy Young

Felicity Adair

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer

John D'Aquino

Eric Collier

Steven Culp

Financial Officer

Damon Caro

Chazz Maleek

Mario Roberts

Javier

Kane Hodder

Matthew Adair

Laurie Fortier

Cynthia Murdoch

Dey Young

Mrs. Murdoch

Robin Leach

Robin Leach

Tristan Rogers

Harry Murdoch

Alex Hyde-White

Kerwick

Joseph Gian

Rene Batiste

Vincent Guastaferro

Warden

Justin Walker

Groom Ted

Bart Braverman

Maurice Afshani

Paul Carafotes

Minister

Pamela Paulshock

Emily Chesler

Patricia Skeriotis

Vance

Jeff Speakman

Jeff Speakman

Daxing Zhang

Han

Michael Woods

Jay Chesler

Clint Jung

Kai-Tan

Michael McFall

Credit Officer Nissen

Caroline Ambrose

Ringmaster, Bambi the Terrible

John Dixon

Robber #1

Robin Riker

Jessica Wirth

Laurie Rose

Sindee

Brad Greenquist

Heinrich Anser

Michael Khmurov

Stoli

Shannon Tweed

Self

John Allen Nelson

FBI Agent Lambert

China Shavers

Cheryl

Christian Oliver

Volker Helmstadt

David Chokachi

Self

Mongo Brownlee

Rex Revo

Sonny Marinelli

Colecord

Jay Underwood

Adam Elliot, Adam Elliott

Sophia Santi

Mrs. Martinez

Jeannetta Arnette

Dr. Lonnie Hippelman

Michael Owen

Mike, Security Desk Attendant, Sputnik

Sheila E.

Self

David Naughton

Roy

David Moreland

Peter

Boris Lee Krutonog

Badger

Max Kasch

Jeremy

Chad Bannon

Beefy Guy

Downtown Julie Brown

Self

David Kagen

Frank Zeit

Tammy Tavares

Karen Rite

Gilbert Gottfried

Self

Billy Gallo

Rigo Fernandez

Greg Wrangler

Carlos Montecinas

Paul Terrell Clayton

Security Guard

Jack Knight

Referee

Gary J. Wayton

Unmasked Thug

Ronnie Kerr

Boxing Handler (uncredited)

Aly Dunne

Katrina Polakov

Kirstin Pierce

Female Boxer

Morgan Fairchild

Self

Melinda Songer

Ramona Flynn

Sean Kanan

Stu Solomon

Ramy Zada

Clay

Greg Grunberg

Loeb

Doug Jeffery

Shea

Eva Mendes

Esmeralda

Sherman Hemsley

Sherman Hemsley

Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette

Teller

Teller

Steve Chase

Bishop

Mark De Alessandro

Thug, Agent Miller

Marie Osmond

Self

Eva Halina Rich

Yvonne Brevig

Donny Osmond

Self

Yasha Blackman

Petrov

Roman Varshavsky

Ivan

Lazarus Jackson

Guard

Joe Davis

Yon Lindstrom

Richard Lewis

Ronald Zane

Brit Smith

Amelia Zane

Ernie Reyes Jr.

Johnny's Sparring Partner

Rick Hoffman

Tino Scarlatti

Tom Kenny

Joey Garlic

Daphnée Duplaix Samuel

Iris Leon

Samantha Maloney

Self

Ice-T

The Prophet, Prophet

Lucinda Weist

General Trofimov's Assistant

Bronson Pinchot

Self

Wayne Thomas Yorke

Al Slotkin

Bjorn Johnson

Josef Kosygin

Sam Scarber

General Ursus

Karen Kim

Jennifer Conrad, Jade

Verne Troyer

Director

Tommy Lee

Dance Audience Member (uncredited), Armed Mechanic

James Black

Elwood Snow

Clayton Norcross

Travis

Sylvester Terkay

Bruno

Brett Wagner

Guard

Wilmer Calderon

Hector

Liesl Lombardo

Girl in Bar

Alexandra Wilson

Sharon Carter

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Kevin Gage

Frank Newsom

Tim Abell

Police Officer Smith

Loni Anderson

Carol Irons

Joseph Bottoms

Chief Criminal

Alex Wexo

Roger Dintsman

Robert Joseph

McGurk

Paul Witten

Computer Tech

Cazimir Milostan

Assistant

Lisa LoCicero

Doris Blasker

Ian Paul Cassidy

Gideon

Sal Rendino

Prison Guard

Derek Mears

Reno

Marie Caldare

Traci

Karen Sheperd

Leena

Faith Minton

Big Brenda

Billy Blanks

Self

Michael Paul Chan

Captain Go

Will Yun Lee

Bobby Wu

Samuel Le

Counter Boy

Brian Yang

Chinese Soldier

Al Goto

Soldier

Lil' Kim

Freedom Fighter

Suzanne Whang

Diana Lu

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner

Ed Quinn

Jeff

Michael Phenicie

Marcus Fisher

Joe Bucaro III

Griff, Smith

Jessica Greco

Little Kay

Michelle Clunie

Mary Tepsin

Shannon Whirry

Katherine Johnson

Rita Rudner

Bidder at Art Auction

Alexandra Barreto

Stacy

Salvator Xuereb

Bobby Xero

Lamont Johnson

Monk

Amir Aboulela

Paul Van Loder

Gildart Jackson

Auctioneer

Erin Daniels

Albie Selznick

Dr. Gilbert Kemper

Geoff Meed

Eugene Burke

Teddy Lane Jr.

Lavelle

Ryan Christopher Keys

Jesse's ex-boyfriend, Jesse ex boyfriend

Kevin Fry-Bowers

Sheriff Teagle, Private Investigator

Kevin E. West

Male Patron

Paul McCartney

Self

Chrissie Hynde

Self

Kate Pierson

Self

Stacie Randall

Sandra Bernhard

Cora DeFarge

Katarina Witt

Greta Krantz

Rosa Blasi

Cassandra

Jennifer Lothrop

Blaine

Adrian Neil

Beller

Steven Lambert

Instructor / Hi-Tech Guard

Angelica Bridges

Cleo Robbins

Nancy O'Dell

Sheri Kornblatt

Eileen Weisinger

Pete

Richard Biggs

Griffin Pearce

Brian Fitzpatrick

Griffin's Co-conspirator

Lisa Pescia

Holtz Gallery Assailant, Silvana Scornovaco

Neal Matarazzo

Agent Redding, Jared Kittridge

Bob Koherr

Thelonius Brock

David Hayman

Stiles

Steven Kriozere

CIA Operative Steve, PETA Carrot, Alien Steve, Penile Implant Patient, College Grad Student Steve

Eddie Perez

Henchman

Katie Rich

Delia

David Lee Smith

Cole Calloway

Jeff Trachta

Bartholomew

Jeff Juday

Ned

Ron Yuan

Kazuo, The Actor, Hirata The Black, Lucky

Ruth Cohen

Elevator Woman

Tom Arnold

Bernie Mellon

Robert Floyd

Buck Rice

Cathy Herd

Hostess, Jane Percival

Raymond O'Connor

Jerry Goldring

Brian Cousins

Kent Breakstone, Blocker

Scott Bryce

Agent Darman, Darman

Will Schaub

Parker, Rob

Christopher Michael

Daniel J. Kilborne, Browdy

Meta Golding

Meter Maid

Michelle Stafford

Nancy Biggs

Phina Oruche

Mercy

Steve Valentine

Faust

Christian Boeving

Navy SEAL Instructor

Dimitri Diatchenko

Adoni Maropis

Boyle

Faline England

Nurse

Nick Spano

Tony Scornovaco Jr.

Jim Knobeloch

Spalding

Michael Cunio

Mark Scornovaco

Chuck Zito

Mikey

Christopher Reid

Rod Bernstein

David DeLuise

Alvin

Timothy Omundson

Chick Mars

Michael Bailey Smith

Tomahawk

Finneus Egan

Demitrius Washington

Marcus Young

Billy

Dan Bell

Dr Evans

Peter DeLuise

Man Bumping Into Johnny Loh

Marco Sanchez

Kovak

Lisa Marie Varon

Bodyguard

Michael Harris

Kane

Christian Bocher

Kane's Offsider

Michael Philip

Hall

Scott Haven

Eckerle

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Soldier

Mo Gallini

Drug Dealer #1, Hoag

Jimmy Ortega

Driver

Rob Szatkowski

Maj. Talbot

David Packer

Danny Marks

Kevin Spirtas

Mr. Groom

Bernard Zilinskas

Rod

Randy Hall

Contestant

Laura McLauchlin

Kaya, Kim Huesman

Michele Kelly

Lydia

Larry Poindexter

Oliver King

Branden Williams

Dock Worker

Arnold Chon

Bandit

Karl Makinen

Gant, David

Davee Youngblood

Danny

Jack Armstrong

Governor Harris

Kim Morgan Greene

Ms Barrows

Alexia Robinson

Clara Moss

Kevin Eubanks

Paul Moss

Jason Hildebrandt

Wick

Tom Billett

McNeal

Jim Palmer

Thug

Diana R. Lupo

Jones

Jack Ong

Lu-Shan, Simon Wing

Dean Haglund

Self

Brian Thompson

Thomas Binford Shaklee

Tony Colitti

Trucker, Arresting Police Officer

Tim Sitarz

Hulk #1, Nuke, Russian #1

Paul Satterfield

Jason Monroe

Michael Adler

Doctor

John Eric Bentley

Commissioner

Wiley M. Pickett

Benista

Amber Goetz

Eva 2000, 2002

Doug Kruse

Cross, EV-1 Guy

Shawn Christian

Michael Ellins

Maury Sterling

Andy Eagle

Kenneth Choi

Desmond Kusari

Tak Kubota

Fuji

Tsuyoshi Abe

Yakuza Leader

Jon Valera

Yoshi

David Groh

Don Franco, Mr. Franco

Natalia Cigliuti

Caitlin Kittridge

Henri Lubatti

Tagg

Patrick Hancock

Scraps

Stephanie Zimbalist

Bobbi Canary

Stephen J. Cannell

Self

Roark Critchlow

Peter Stiles

Brent Sexton

Koster

Mike Gunther

Durbin

Michael Papajohn

Knox, Dokes, Fry

David Carrera

Sonny Weber

Anthony Guidera

Ty Bolander

Gregory Zarian

Executive #1, Hanley

Robert LaSardo

Car Mechanic, New World Order Leader, Prison Inmate

Ray Wise

Judge Kreiger

Scott Brazil

Director

Scott Plank

Dex Decker

Terence Knox

Billy Porter

Christian Svensson

Mick

RuPaul

Pepe Dutille

Jackie Debatin

Angel

Laura Albert

U.S. Marshal

Nynno Ahli

Kristoph

Brendan Ford

Philco

Dayo Ade

B.J. Finley

Scott Workman

Dr. Photon

Alex Madison

Jacinda

Jocelyn Seagrave

Patty Del Florio

George Takei

KOP's Voice / Self

Taylor Sheridan

Dave

Marcus Schenkenberg

Klozak

Kristof Konrad

Vanderwall

Tanjareen Martin

Rand

Engelbert Humperdinck

Self

Corbin Bernsen

Zack Henley

Jeff Ricketts

Randy Pazinski

Adrian Gonzalez

Self

Reni Santoni

Luis Montez

Mark Bennington

Richards

Timothy Di Pri

Derek

Greg Lauren

Kyle Stamper

Robert Romanus

Dr Bob Landesberg

Rick Aiello

Dolman

Curt Cornelius

Dodge

Morocco Omari

Stewart

Gilbert Rosales

Ramiro, Gang Banger #1

Steven Bauer

Blake Thompson

George Pilgrim

Tony Vartebedian

Woon Young Park

Wang, Fin

Todd McKee

Neal Berens

Danny Arroyo

Paco

Michael Mitz

Man in Suit

Dennis Keiffer

Shady Character

Susan Feniger

Self (Too Hot Tamales)

Mary Sue Milliken

Self (Too Hot Tamales)

Alex Carter

Lagos

Todd Tesen

Jimmy Malibu

Wayne Wilderson

Agent Keller

Jamison Yang

Chinese Scientist

Mark Vanselow

Thomas

David Starzyk

Dr. Ted McClellan, DDS

Graham Shiels

Simon Pike

Ingo Neuhaus

Shaw

Robert Alonzo

Courier

Dan Southworth

Reynaldo

Thomas Kretschmann

The Owl

Julie St. Claire

Mona, Carmen

Julia Vera

Old Mexican Woman

Erik Passoja

Pierce

Blake Boyd

Rudman

Maurice Chasse

Kozoll

Bobby Nish

Mr. Lyndon

Musetta Vander

Alex Quaid

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Self

Peter J. Lucas

General Koyla Trofimov

Peter Franzén

Nazi

Colin Campbell

Vossler

Brad Grunberg

Cretin

Erik Betts

Agent, Thug #1, Cop, Henchman #3, Guy in Suit

Henry Kingi Jr.

Commando

Dana Daurey

Abbey Solomon

William Gregory Lee

Kenny Farmer / Hans Lamal

Darcas Macopson

Isaac

Drew Powell

Jock

David Leisure

DMV driving instructor

Timothy V. Murphy

General Volykov

Ilia Volok

Krupin

Nickolai Stoilov

Brevich

Ashley Jones

Anna Petrov

Alisa Reyes

Miranda

Paul Kersey

Kamin

David Gail

Roberto 'Bobby' Perez

Spencer Garrett

Rygel

Marc Schaffer

Frank Meacham, Jerzy

Danny Epper

Poole

Fredric Lehne

Adam Fowler

Matt Lindquist

Rod Fallon

Jeff Wolfe

Krane

Troy Brenna

Steroidal

Kathleen Kinmont

Agent Madison

Tyler Mane

Self

Tom Schanley

Fallon

Sam Ayers

Shady Guy, Stanley

Jerry O'Donnell

Voss

Christopher Leps

Greg, Dirk

Steven Barr

Martin

Corey Michael Blake

Moti

Paul Schackman

Hasid

Victor Webster

Dean McGee

J. Downing

Vance Harman

Pepper Sweeney

Seth, Mayor's Aide

Danny Lee Clark

Harman's Henchman

Toby Holguin

Tagger

Aimee Garcia

Receptionist

Ivonne Coll

Ta'eena

Eric Scott Woods

RCMP Sergeant Roarke

Gil Birmingham

Roland

Les Brandt

Turoc

Mark Hamill

Ned Irons

Dennis Madalone

Marco

Nick Kiriazis

Damian Caine

Steve Wilder

District Attorney Pete Overton

Maz Jobrani

Agent Smith

Linda Kim

Catherine Zhou

Robert Torti

Jeremy Harmetz

Yuji Okumoto

Morton Zhou

Vic Chao

Te

James Sie

Restaurant Critic

Jim Jarmusch

Jim Jarmusch

Bobby Hosea

Sergeant Lennox

Nadine Ellis

Chandra

Rachel Sterling

Lucious #1

Radhaa Nilia

Vixen

Jean St. James

Nurse Rita Melton

Nichole Hiltz

Jenna Murphy

Clive Robertson

Dr. Hank Jonas

Time Winters

Autopsy Surgeon

Curtis Armstrong

Rodney

Trevor David

Vernon Simms

Søren Hellerup

Dr. Berman

Reggie Currelley

Orderly

Bob Rumnock

Mr. Abernathy

Roma Chugani

Zara

Robert Gant

Arthur Goodwin

Susie Park

Miss Ying

Scott Atkinson

Charles Broder

Bailey Chase

James Gilroy

Moe Irvin

Flea

Bergen Williams

Big Sis

Sarah Silverman

Lucy Stanton

Erik Estrada

Self

Brian Baker

Agent Madyer

Mailon Rivera

Agent Dawkins

Steven Hack

Sales Clerk

Morgan Brittany

Jeweller

Don Swayze

Merrick

Ron Fassler

Daniels

Francisco Viana

Roach

Ming Lo

Walters

Steve Heinze

Loman

Pete Antico

Harper

Yasmine Bleeth

Kristen Grayson

Priscilla Inga Taylor

Elaine

Lisa Stahl

Kelly Vickers

Enya Flack

Mary Hudson (Miss Epson)

Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Tim Bagley

Renard Bouvoire

Rob Elk

Ben

Mark Riccardi

Bad Guy #1

Michael Lowry

McLemore

Jason Carter

William Sikes

Mark Correy

Mob Boss

Natasha Yi

Actress

Jillian Warry Barberie

Foxy Levin

Margaret Smith

Betsy Goldman

Rodney Rowland

Ryan Hill

Oris Erhuero

Saghal

Kirk Ward

Scott 'Jimbo' Thayler

Ryan Scott

David

Jack Benza

Benny

Bridget White

Callie

Audrey Wasilewski

Forewoman

Dorothy Lyman

Granny Goshen

Sam Littlefield

Bernard / Rhonda

Renee Weldon

Hostess

Javier Grajeda

Detective Grispy

Jessica Lee

Karmen De La Vega

Gerry Anderson

Relic

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Randall Waring

Mark Sheppard

Nero

Sung-Hi Lee

Margaret Yi

Eric Winzenried

Brecker