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Up Your Teddy Bear

1970·Movie
1h 29min·R
33
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An , comedy: but darkly funny, .

Good for adults · solo watch

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Clyde King, a toy store employee whose hobbies include making wooden toys and stalking women, is coveted by the female owner of one of the biggest toy companies in the world. She is enchanted by King's hand-carved toys, and she delegates the recruitment of the toy-maker to her second-in-command, Lyle "Skippy" Burns. However, King will not join her company as she reminds him of his mother. She becomes the subject of bizarre fantasies in which "Mother," the toy company owner as imagined by King, brow-beats and humiliates him. Discovering King's predeliction for leaving the toy store to stalk women, Skippy first tries to entice Clyde into signing an employemnt contract by supplying him with women, even going as far to dress himself up in drag as a prostitute. But every time he sets King up with a woman, the encounter ends disastrously, so Skippy finally decides to kill him.
Cult Exploitation ComedyPsychological HorrorDeeply UnsettlingOedipal NightmaresSocially Awkward & CringeGrotesque Character StudyNihilistic SatireObsessive StalkingUnderground Cinema

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Where can I stream Up Your Teddy Bear?

In the United States, Up Your Teddy Bear streams on Cultpix and Troma NOW, and it is free with ads on Plex, Fawesome, and Tubi TV. It also streams in 111 other countries.

Is Up Your Teddy Bear worth watching?

33
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Reviews are weak, with a GoodWatch score of 33 (IMDb 3.7).

Will Up Your Teddy Bear make me laugh?

Funny

Yes: the humor is mostly cringe comedy (9 of 10) and dark humor (8 of 10).

Will I feel good after watching Up Your Teddy Bear?

BleakHopeful

Probably not: the title analysis rates it 7 of 10 for bleakness and 2 for melancholy, against 0 for hopefulness.