The Comic Strip Presents...

Ruby Wax

Sue

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Rik Mayall

Lord Mayor, Tark, Toadstool, Bilbo, James Huntingdon, Carlos, Jeremy, Alan, Slug/General Erwin/Hovis, Tim, Richard, Alan Sellars, Ali Kitson, Colin Grigson, Dreamy Time Escort, Mr. McVitty, Speaker/Hunchback

Neville Smith

Manager

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Mark Cooper

himself

Oliver Stapleton

himself

Rupert Frazer

Simon

Martin Potter

Tarzan

Sandy Johnson

himself, himself (voice)

Fiona Richmond

Mrs. French

Kerry Shale

Willy

Harry Towb

Buzz

Dawn French

Tracy, Nayler, Joan, Rachel, Francesca, Frances, Susie, Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity, Monica, Veronica, Consuela, Jackie/First Nun, Frances/Mrs. Shines, Mrs. Cooper, George, Fiona/Frances, Stella, Hermine, Glynis Kinnock, Ursula, Caroline, Gaynor, Eleanor, Passion

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Lanah P

himself, Ray

Jennifer Saunders

Cathy, Lorna, Sally, Little Sister, Maria, Jane/Margory, Jessica, Liz, Ice Maiden, Monica, Needle, Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk, Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider, Angie, Anne, Doreen, Meryl Streep, Neighbour, The Devil, June, Helen, Margaret Thatcher, Debbie, Hannah

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Stephen Frost

Bula

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Adrian Edmondson

Dreamy Time Escort, Bestman, Desmond, Ian Crisp, Sid Vicious, Gordon/Bill, Dick, Bean, Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff, Eddie Monsoon, Adrian/Slim/Policeman, 'K'/Air Traffic Controller, Michael, Ian, Vim Fuego, Gregory Dawson, Brian, John, Billy, John Major - Coco the Clown, Peter, Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland, Ace, Martin, 2nd MI5 Man/Fan

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Fiona Hendley

Janie

Al Matthews

Admiral

Lionel Jeffries

Taxi Driver, Barman

Anthony Sharp

Father

Suzanne Jerome

Knobs Receptionist

Elvis Costello

Stone Deaf A & R Man

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Miranda

Rupert Vansittart

Jeremy

Mollie Maureen

Mrs. Tattle

Anthony Stewart Head

Recording Studio Engineer, Ricki

Llewellyn Rees

Local 1

Chris Langham

Nigel

Roger Sloman

Mr. Pinder

Paul Bradley

Jerry

Harriet Thorpe

Jane, Brenda

Julian Firth

Leonard, RADA Student

Tommy Vance

Concert Compere

Ron Tarr

Dirty Dick, Ron, Pierrepoint/Heffer, Red

Rowland Rivron

Roger, Barman

Ronald Allen

Uncle Quentin, Professor Roland Breeze, Prime Minister, Captain Phillips

Fish

himself

Joe Elliott

himself

Phil Collen

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

Ozzy Osbourne

himself

Gerard Kelly

Hilary, Promo Director

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Michael Cule

Mr. Cooper

Michael White

TV Executive, himself, Cab Fare

Thomas Wheatley

Heimi Henderson

Granville Saxton

Ron

Philip Locke

Sir Larry

Ian Bartholomew

Policeman

Paul Mark Elliott

Corky, Jamie, Hawaiian

Christian J. Fletcher

Policeman

Derrick Branche

Chris Bell

Betsy Brantley

Vanessa

Harry Burton

The Editor

Warren Clarke

Nigel

Tania Coleridge

Simone

Karen Drury

Debs

Rupert Farley

Mad Mickey

Christopher Malcolm

Cafe Owner, Brother-in-Law

Linda Henry

Jackie

Gary Olsen

Steve

Nosher Powell

Mr. Knuckles, Fingers, Corelli, John's Minder, McGahey

Robbie Coltrane

Chief of Police, Mother, Barrister, Desmond, Landlady/Gypsy, Kurt, Gerald, Arnold Silverstein, Max, Speaker, Zorran/'N', Commander Jackson, Gypsy/Shopkeeper, Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff, Ken, Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity

Richard Ridings

Yob 1

Gwen Watford

Mrs. Kendel

Peter Wyngarde

Mr. Kendel

Alfie Allen

Child in Promo

Lily Allen

Child in Promo

George Khan

Thompson, Head Waiter

Ali Campbell

himself

Robin Campbell

himself

Earl Falconer

himself

Norman Hassan

himself

Brian Travers

himself

Lia Williams

Lucy

Derek Jarman

Workman

Lemmy Kilmister

Rico, himself

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Moss

Pauline Melville

Pauline Sneak

Benjamin Zephaniah

Rufus

Zoë Nathenson

Anita

Dexter Fletcher

Lennox

Brian Croucher

Dave

Richard Cordery

Newsreader

Eddie Yeoh

Mr. Chong

Tom Lock

Ron

Danny Cunningham

Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Eddie Marsan

Youth in Chinese Restaurant, Chip Shop Youth

Mark Wing-Davey

Party Guest

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow, Godfrey, Workman 1, Postman, Bridegroom, Kix, Barman/Ticket Collector

Jack Ellis

Party Guest

Danny Webb

Party Guest

John Quarmby

Party Guest

Matthew Marsh

Naples Street Kid

Alexei Sayle

Carl Moss/Sterling Moss, Mog, Dad, Bride's Father, Inspector, Paul

Katrin Cartlidge

Maria

Liz Crowther

April

Keith Allen

Bonehead/Gourmet Detective, Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater, Brian Epstein, Green Leader, Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard, Ghenghis, Mason/Gondolier, Martin Aimless, Kevin, Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity, Bonehead, Gino, Patrick, Roy Brush, French Maid, Foreign Secretary

Sharon Maiden

Sharon

Michèle Winstanley

Michelle

Peter Richardson

Mr. Lovebucket, Tiny Townsend, Miguel, Couple at Cricket Match, Mr. Chipstick, Keith, Alan, Gary, Kevin, Milk Policeman, James Blonde, Steve, Pete, Rollo, Ghengis Khan, Phil, Defence Minister, Julio, Jed, Waiter/Shopkeeper, Tony Grace-Masters, Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist, Tony Benn, Nick, Al Pacino, Victor, Squealer, Clive, Foyle/Jason Bentley, Rupert Wilson, Dave, Julian, Spider Webb, Peter, Foyle, Coroner/Madman's Brother

Lola Peno

Maid

Nigel Planer

Den Dennis, Tony, TV Presenter, Graham, Club Chairman/Waiter, Marlon, Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1, Stan, Aldo Vini, Father, Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian, Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man, Paul, Governor Wilkins, Julian, Dave, Tim Goodman, Nigel, Barmaid/Inspector, Home Secretary, Charles, Derek, Transvestite, Tim

Graham Crowden

Judge Hate, Professor Temple

Derren Nesbitt

Aide/Kinnock, General Galtieri, Prime Minister, Tammy

Lenny Henry

Warder, Steve Wild

Leslie Phillips

Sir Horace Cutler, Dean

Ronald Fraser

Geoffrey

Tim McInnerny

Groom's Father, Mig

Kate Bush

Bride

Pete Richens

Harry/Councillor, Workman 2, Driver, Pete, Soldier, 3rd MI5 Man/Don

Simon Brint

Party Guest, Doctor, Des

Steven O'Donnell

Rollon, Under Manager, Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer, Bertoli, Brian, Crazy James Fairchild/Roy, Max, Celestina, Danny, Geordie

Kathy Burke

Waitress, Charlotte, Mary

Sue Lloyd

Mum

Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

Advisor

Antony Sher

Scum Editor

Paul Moriarty

Club Manager

William Armstrong

Sports Presenter

Sandra Voe

Roy's Mother

Nicholas Parsons

Nicholas Parsons, Himself

Jonathan Pearce

Self

Julie T. Wallace

Groom's Mother, Fiona

Terry Sue-Patt

Footballer

Gary Beadle

Gary, Ronnie, Wazza, Waiter, Bill, Sly, Handsome Man

Mark Jones

Footballer

Gavin Rossdale

Footballer

Andrée Bernard

Barbie

David Cardy

Trevor Moulton, Frank

Jim Broadbent

George

Jim Carter

Commander

Simon McBurney

Mick, Madman

John Forgeham

Sergeant

Sara Stockbridge

Janet, Sonia, Helen, Shaaron

Jeff Beck

himself, Musical MP, Brad, Carol Singer

Richard Vernon

Suspect

Miranda Richardson

Miss Straugheim, Bride's Mother, Stella/Elsbeth, Marie Antoinette

Doon Mackichan

Diana, Daisy/Zapping Space Rat, Lucille Bromley, Nurse, Barbara, Journalist

Phil Cornwell

Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy, MP with Dog, Dave Spanker, Professor/Jerry the Driver, Roy, Rooky, Charlie, Turkey

Paul Bartel

Jim, Oscar Wilde

Josie Lawrence

Susie

Jack Docherty

Mick

Lynsey Baxter

Helen Wilson

Bob Spiers

Vicar

George Antoni

Writer, Darren, Harry, Cart Driver

Hugh Quarshie

Lieutenant Delaney

Charlotte Coleman

Patsy

Mark Caven

Jed, Colonel, Dicky Wibbly, Tory Aide, TV Producer

Kate Robbins

Nurse Larkin

Miriam Margolyes

Mother

Barry Dennen

Adolf Hitler

Peter Capaldi

John

Patrick Doyle

Singer at Piano

Nick Hobbs

Road Rage Man

Sean Hughes

Pilot

Stephen Mangan

Constable

Kevin Allen

Man in Pub, Frenchman, Keith, Party Guest, Hopeful, Les Dogs Leader, Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman, Kevin, Raymond, Chuck

Felix Dexter

Mr. Chendri

Stephen Marcus

Dirty Douglas

Lily Laight

Young Anne

Colin Michael Carmichael

Crook

Robert Bathurst

Charles

Rebecca Front

Carol

Tamer Hassan

Fuccio

Sheridan Smith

Angie

Aleksandar Mikic

Mick

Cleo Rocos

Couple at Cricket Match