The Young Ones

Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan

Rik Mayall

Rick

Nigel Planer

Neil

Christopher Ryan

Mike

Alexei Sayle

The Balowski Family

Emma Thompson

Miss Money-Sterling

Mel Smith

Grenada Security Guard

Alan Freeman

God

Jools Holland

Punk in Bank

Hilary Mason

Old Woman Next Door

Roger Ashton-Griffiths

Orgo

Griff Rhys Jones

Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne

Terry Jones

Vicar

Norman Lovett

Man from the penny arcade

Cyril Shaps

Old Man Next Door

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Woman in Advert

Hugh Laurie

Lord Monty

Kay Stonham

Neighbour

Patrick Newell

1st Man on Raft, King

Anthony Sharp

Roland Pervical

Tony Robinson

Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News

Damaris Hayman

Woman Pushing Corpse

Lenny Henry

Postman

Stephen Fry

Lord Snot

Chris Barrie

Rat (voice), Ship's Captain

Peter Wear

Death, Witchfinder

Lemmy Kilmister

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

'Fast' Eddie Clark

himself

Gerard Kelly

White Youth

Herbert Norville

Black Youth

David Rappaport

Ftumch, Shirley

Barrie Cookson

2nd Man on Raft

Nick Dunning

TV Reporter

Robin Parkinson

Man in Hell

Paola Dionisotti

Actor, DHSS Offical

Keith Allen

Pestilence

Linda Henry

Girl at party

Robbie Coltrane

Slobber, Bouncer, Dr. Carlisle, Captain Blood

Nicholas Ball

Dr. Jim Morrison

Helen Lederer

Bank Teller, Gwendolyn

Paul Bradley

Warlock, Pilot

Andy de la Tour

TV Presenter, Pilot, Convict

Roger Sloman

TV Licence Official Right Bleeding Bastard, Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard

David Lloyd

Road

Gareth Hale

Peasant, Grave Digger, Soldier

Dawn French

Christian Evangelist, Easter Bunny, Devil in Advert

Pauline Melville

Vyvyan's Mum, Woman on Bus

Norman Pace

Peasant, Grave Digger, Soldier

Stephen Frost

Bank Manager, Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip, Man in Cabin, Ghost, Tess, Gatecrasher, Policeman

Maggie Steed

Woman from the Council, Miss T. Smith, Darren's Mother, Witch

Arnold Brown

Prisoner, Chess Player

Jennifer Saunders

Sue, Helen Mucus

Ron Cook

Convict

Ben Elton

Baz, Radio DJ, Grange Hill Student, Man in Hawk Advert

Daniel Peacock

Dying Man in Cabin

Barry Stanton

Postman

Gary Beadle

Smythe the Bosun

Lee Cornes

Spasspecker

Paul Merton

Peasant

Julianne White

Secretary

Perry Benson

Spaz

Brian Croucher

Mr. Real Robber, Man at Bus Stop

Carla Mendonça

People's Poet Groupie

Brian Oulton

Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)

Peggy Thorpe-Bates

Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)

Joanne Pearce

Dawn

Mark Lambert

Bank Supervisor