Hearts Afire

John Ritter

John Hartman

Markie Post

Georgie Anne Lahti

Wendie Jo Sperber

Mavis Davis

Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Davis

Clark Duke

Elliot Hartman

Leslie Jordan

Lonnie Garr

Adam Carl

Adam Carlson

George Gaynes

Senator Strobe Smithers

J. Skylar Testa

Ben Hartman

Beah Richards

Miss Lula

Mark Harelik

Reed Folsom

Conchata Ferrell

Ruth Colquist, Dr. Madeline Stoessinger

Beth Broderick

Dee Dee Starr, Lee Ann Folsom

Robert Donner

Sheriff

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh

George Hamilton

George Hamilton

Roger Clinton, Jr.

Restaurant Singer

Ed Asner

George Lahti

Tristan Tait

Donnie

Kiersten Warren

Tammy

Julie Cobb

Diandra

Faith Minton

Debbie Douglas

Robert Foxworth

Redmund Walsh

Daniel Bardol

Editor #1

Steven Flynn

Editor #2

Mary Ann Mobley

Mary Fran Smithers

Michael Hogan

Tom Dybala Jr.

Warren Munson

Mr. Bukowski

Pepper Sweeney

Lyle

Jeanette Miller

Mrs. Richmond

Thom Bray

Jerry / Norman Bates (uncredited)

Pamela Bowen

Lila Walters

Christian Clemenson

Martin Smithers

Rita Moreno

Senator Rhonda Hall

Fred Applegate

Wayne

Deborah May

Hollis

David Spielberg

Jordan

Kristen Lowman

Darla

Barbara Stock

Jan Lindsay

Michael Maguire

Steve Whitaker

Little Richard

Little Richard

Diane Delano

Doris

Maxine Stuart

Velma Davis

Ben Stein

Mr. Starnes

M.C. Gainey

M.C.

Donald Gibb

Ray

Lisa Long

Charlotte Richards

Liza del Mundo

Tanya

Jeffrey Licon

Donnie

James Hampton

Jasper Edmunds

Bobbie Ferguson

Cranky Lady, Nurse

Debra Jo Rupp

Brenda Swain

Harry Anderson

Dave Barry (uncredited)

Shadoe Stevens

Kenny Beckett (uncredited)

Meshach Taylor

Shel Baylor (uncredited)

Troy Evans

Police Sergeant

Mary Gregory

Store Clerk

Dena Dietrich

Maxine

Ken Jenkins

Mr. Conway

Charles Levin

Tommy

Gloria LeRoy

Mildred

William Duffy

Doctor

Ellen Albertini Dow

Miss Abbington

S.A. Griffin

Larry

Tim Dunigan

Dan Nichols

Javier Grajeda

Ricardo

Charles Frank

Jeff

Aeron MacIntyre

Applicant

Lisa Paskel

Girl

Dona Hardy

Dorothy Bingham, Aunt Grace

Mickey Jones

Wayne, Driver

Randy Oglesby

Ed

Fabiana Udenio

Natasha Francis

James Karen

Norman Lynch

Kirk Thornton

School Board President

Lorna Scott

Lu

Pat Crawford Brown

Landlady

Richard Dimitri

Nico

Kristen Johnston

Margot

Dennis Redfield

Announcer (voice), Reporter, Dave, Mike

Clayton Landey

Carl

Steven Gilborn

Stratton

Robina Suwol

Ellen

Eric Balfour

Student

Brent Briscoe

Curtis May

Bryn Erin

Melissa

Ritchie Montgomery

Richard

Gary Newton

Reporter

Brianne Leary

Jill Hanover

Don Oscar Smith

Reunionee #1

Suzee Slater

Woman

Erin Wiley Sands

Woman

Anne Bellamy

Woman

John Forker

Man

Paige Tamada

Little Girl