Brass Eye

Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

Alexander Armstrong

American Vox Pop

Hugh Dennis

Dr. Balb Kubrox

Richard Briers

Self

David Cann

Donaldus Matthews / Vicar, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Ripp Candy, Vicar

Ian Gelder

Dr. Jonathan Kwattes

Felicity Montagu

Dinner Party Guest

Lynsey de Paul

Self

Alexandra Paul

Self (voice)

Britt Ekland

Self

Nicholas Parsons

Self

Paul Daniels

Self

Carla Lane

Self

Bernard Ingham

Self

Bernard Manning

Self

Noel Edmonds

Self

Albert Welling

Clerk of the Court, Naked Asexual Man up a Stick, Gene Man

Bruno Brookes

Self

Rolf Harris

Self

Jimmy Greaves

Self

Nicholas Hoult

School Boy

Gina McKee

Libby Shuss, Vivian Banch

Claire Skinner

Helly Melvick, Mrs Wastrey, Board Member/Martha O'Dennell

Nigel Lindsay

Peacecap Johnson

Peter Baynham

Welsh Naval Officer, Sven Yabbsley

Christopher Wilkinson

Dr. Fash Habbard

Amelia Bullmore

Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus, Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly

John McCririck

Self

Nick Owen

Self

Steven Berkoff

Self

Jenny Powell

Self

Kevin Eldon

Spike Durnaburny, Alan / Belgian Comedian, Mr. Wastrey, Prison Officer

Bill Bailey

Fr. Pierre Runek, Eyewitness

Kathryn Pogson

Audience Member

Peter Stringfellow

Self

Peter Tatchell

Self

Doon Mackichan

Woman on 'Fadanoid', Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa, Newsreader, Accelorata Jengold

Constantine Gregory

John Guerrasio

Simon Kunz

Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby, Graham

Kieron Jecchinis

Shane Hufford

Willie Ross

Sainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel

Frankie Fraser

Self

Tommy Vance

Self

Michael Winner

Self

Vanessa Feltz

Self

John Challis

Self

Sean Foley