ALF

Paul Fusco

ALF (voice)

Andrea Elson

Lynn Tanner

Max Wright

Willie Tanner

Anne Schedeen

Kate Tanner

Benji Gregory

Brian Tanner

Marcia Wallace

Mrs. Lyman

Dorothy Lyman

Maura Norris

Joseph Maher

Angel Bob

Carl Franklin

Dr. Willoughby

Larry Hankin

Andrew Seminick, Burglar

Martin Doyle

Mr. Duncan

Sandy Duncan

Herself

Judith Marie-Bergan

Marilyn Geiser

Emily Schulman

Girl

Mary Jo Catlett

Mary Jo

Judy Landers

Brenda

Kathleen Freeman

Betty Susla

Randee Heller

Elaine Ochmonek

Casey Kasem

Himself

Bob Denver

Gilligan

David Alan Grier

FBI #1

Dan Gilvezan

Harry

Ricky Paull Goldin

Danny Duckworth

Tim Rossovich

Instructor

Richard Fancy

Colonel Halsey

John McLaughlin

Self

David Ogden Stiers

Flakey Pete

Beverly Archer

Mrs. Byrd

Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Kurt McKinney

Scott

Dan Castellaneta

Steve Michaels

Richard Sanders

Hogarth

Earl Boen

Warren

Stanley DeSantis

Minister

Anne Ramsey

Ethel Buttonwood

Archie Hahn

Bill Loman

Michael Des Barres

Eddie

Jeff Doucette

Scooter

Darwin Joston

Dog-Pound Attendant

Geoffrey Blake

Lizard

Todd Susman

Jim "Jimbo" Hutchinson

Nancy Lenehan

Laverne Litwak

Carla Gugino

Laura

Bill Brochtrup

Charlie

Frances Bay

Louise Beaumont

Ted Raimi

Julius

Tara Karsian

Ellen

Bill Daily

Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra

Cleavon Little

George Foley

Allyce Beasley

Margaret

Joe Namath

Joe Namath

Carlos Lacámara

Doug Could

Sherman Howard

Officer

Amzie Strickland

Rebecca

Fran Drescher

Roxanne

Logan Ramsey

Vince

Timothy Stack

Jim

Brandon Tartikoff

Himself

Paul Dooley

Whizzer

Francis X. McCarthy

Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine (archive footage), Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine

Russell Johnson

Professor Roy Hinkley

Robert Pine

Father

Mark Clayman

Randy

Sam Whipple

Sam (archive footage), Sam

Jesse D. Goins

Doug

Jed Mills

Dad

Aaron Lustig

Willie #2

David Leisure

Brandon Tartikoff

Dawn Wells

Mary Ann Summers

Joseph V. Perry

Mr. Polniakoff

Dean Cameron

Robert Sherwood

Hal Havins

Officer Gaffney

Gregory Cooke

Michael

Eric Christmas

Bernie

Molly Hagan

Denise

Nicole Dubuc

Hannah

Carrie Lorraine

Heidi

Meshach Taylor

Addison

Frederick de Cordova

Himself

Deborah White

Monica

Clyde Kusatsu

Skydiver

Mickey Jones

Artie (archive footage), Artie

Denise Dowse

FBI #4

Mark Blankfield

Eric, Sr.

Larry Poindexter

Sergeant Armstrong

Teresa Ganzel

The Matinee Lady (credit only)

Henry G. Sanders

George

John Pinette

Howie Anderson

Kenneth Tigar

FBI #2

Arthur Rosenberg

Mr. Defoe

Rich Little

Himself (credit only)

Lisle Wilson

Police Officer

Bunny Summers

Bunny

Sandy Freeman

Sandy

Thomas Callaway

Animal

Robert Costanzo

Tow truck driver Bert

Anne Meara

Dorothy Halligan

Tracey Walter

Gravel Gus (archive footage), Gravel Gus, Gravel Gus (credit only)

Philip Gordon

Luis Mancia

Lewis Arquette

Ed Billings (archive footage), Ed Billings

Joshua Rudoy

Spencer

Bob Larkin

Customer at garage sale

Pamela McMyler

Customer at garage sale

Phil Rubenstein

Customer at garage sale

Garry Goodrow

Consumer Ed

Douglas Warhit

Exterminator

Alan Hale Jr.

Skipper Jonas Grumby

Nedra Volz

Cat Woman, Cat Woman (archive footage), Cat Woman (credit only)

Michael Alaimo

Monk

Tom Patchett

Interviewer

Al Fann

Workman

Nan McNamara

Secretary to Brandon Tartikoff

Liz Sheridan

Raquel Ochmonek, Raquel Ochmonek (archive footage)

John LaMotta

Trevor Ochmonek (archive footage), Trevor Ochmonek

Raye Birk

Lenny Scott, Officer Griswald

Brian Stokes Mitchell

Congressman Nathan Peal

Keri Houlihan

Tiffany

Glenn Withrow

Richard

Patricia Ayame Thomson

Nurse #2

Nancy Linari

Mary

Robert Alan Beuth

Howard

Pamella D'Pella

Denise

Hilarie Thompson

Betty

Elisha Cook Jr.

Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert (archive footage)

Tim Wade

The Stage Manager, The Stage Manager (credit only)

Michael Berryman

Rick (archive footage), Rick

Eugene Greytak

Pope John Paul II

Ed McMahon

Himself

Michael Champion

Sgt. Matt Fox

David Knell

Dudley

Richard McKenzie

Nick Susla

Tom La Grua

Marshall

David Wohl

TV Shrink

Josh Blake

Jake Ochmonek

Bruno Alexander

Sabato Springs Man

Charles Dougherty

Phil

Marcia Firesten

Betsy

Dale Raoul

Rita

Rob Neukirch

Howard

Holly Fields

Joanie

Kevin Bourland

Man

Steve Sweeney

Airline Worker

Fran Bennett

Mrs. Watson

Shirley Prestia

Delores

David Spade

Larry Siotkin

John Apicella

Man

Jim J. Bullock

Neal Tanner

Kip Gilman

Llyod Ruben

Edward Edwards

Brian, Sr.

Jack Armstrong

Ben

Phil Leeds

Jack

Doug Ballard

Lieutenant Alden

Robert Gallo

Workman

Ivan Bonar

Dean Houseman

Jack Riley

Elliot Carlin (uncredited)

James Gallery