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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025Movie1 h 53 minR

Drama
74
GoodGoodWatch score
IMDb6.6Metacritic787.0Rotten Tomatoes92%53%

A gripping, tense drama movie about the future and the mind.

Good for thought-provoking · adults · solo watch

Skip it if you need an uplifting mood

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Story

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Feels like

  • Psychological Thriller
  • Dystopian Future
  • Existential Crisis
  • Technological Anxiety
  • Character-Driven
  • Slow Burn
  • Mystery and Intrigue
  • Bleak and Melancholic

Cast

22 of 22

Crew

Directed by
Mary Bronstein
Written by
Mary Bronstein
Produced by
Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Sara Murphy
Music by
Ruy García, Chris Navarro, Filipe Messeder

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Facts

October 10, 2025 · 1 h 53 min · R

Released
October 10, 2025
Runtime
1 h 53 min
Age rating
R
Content
Disturbing Imagery, Suicide Themes
Genres
Drama
Original language
English
Also spoken
Spanish
Made in
United States
Budget
$2 million
Box office
$2 million
Available in
38 countries

Tropes

The Shrink, From Bad to Worse

  • The Shrink
  • From Bad to Worse

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4 questions, like "Where can I stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?"

Questions about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Where can I stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

HBO Max

In the United States, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You streams on HBO Max. You can rent or buy it from Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, and FlixFling. It also streams in 27 other countries.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?

74
GoodGoodWatch score

Mostly, it's well received, with a GoodWatch score of 74 (IMDb 6.6, Rotten Tomatoes 92%, and Metacritic 78). Critics rate it higher (85 out of 100) than audiences (63).

Will I feel good after watching If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

BleakHopeful

Probably not: the title analysis rates it 8 of 10 for bleakness and 8 for melancholy, against 2 for hopefulness.

Will If I Had Legs I'd Kick You scare me?

Not scaryTerrifying

At times: scares are rated 6 of 10.