If I Had Legs I'd Kick You fingerprintHigh energy, strong craft, light on feelings.
Tense
Builds slowly, so the intensity comes in waves.
Melancholic and moving
Some dark humor
Not a comedy at heart.
The future, the mind, and technology
Standout performances and characters
Functional look and sound
Tense
Builds slowly, so the intensity comes in waves.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is tense. The story builds slowly, so the intensity comes in waves.
Melancholic and moving
Emotionally, it's melancholic and moving.
Some dark humor
Not a comedy at heart.
Expect some dark humor.
The future, the mind, and technology
Its world is built around the future, the mind, and technology. It leaves some questions open.
Standout performances and characters
The performances and characters stand out.
Functional look and sound
The look and sound stay functional.
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is included with a subscription to HBO Max in the United States. You can also rent or buy it from Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, and YouTube. All links in Where to Watch go to these licensed services.
Mostly. It's well received, with a GoodWatch score of 74/100 (IMDb 6.6, Rotten Tomatoes 92%, and Metacritic 78). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.
It's rated R in the United States. Content advisories: disturbing imagery and suicide themes.
1 h 53 min
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1 h 53 min.
Not quite. Critics rate If I Had Legs I'd Kick You higher (85) than audiences (63). It may be more rewarding than it is crowd-pleasing.
Roughly broke even. It cost about $2 million to make and earned $2 million worldwide, 1.1 times its budget.
It was made in English, with some Spanish. Produced in United States.
+24GoodWatch finds legal streaming, rental, or purchase options for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in 38 countries. Pick any of them in Where to Watch to see the local services.
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