Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge fingerprintHigh energy, funny, emotionally cool.
Brutally violent and thrilling
Fast from start to finish.
Emotionally reserved
Some satire and dark humor
Not a comedy at heart.
Fantasy
Solid, not remarkable
Functional look and sound
Brutally violent and thrilling
Fast from start to finish.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge is brutally violent, thrilling, and scary.
Emotionally reserved
It keeps its emotions at a distance.
Some satire and dark humor
Not a comedy at heart.
Expect some satire and dark humor.
Solid, not remarkable
The craft is serviceable rather than remarkable.
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Reviews are weak, with a GoodWatch score of 45/100 (IMDb 2.2). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.
Content advisories: violence and disturbing imagery.
1 h 23 min
Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge runs 1 h 23 min.
It was made in English. Produced in United Kingdom.
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