Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous fingerprintFunny, light on feelings.
Fast-paced
Fast from start to finish.
Emotionally reserved
Plenty of situational comedy and slapstick
Everyday modern life, show business, and pop culture
Solid, not remarkable
Functional look and sound
Fast-paced
Fast from start to finish.
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is fast-paced.
Plenty of situational comedy and slapstick
Expect plenty of situational comedy and slapstick.
Everyday modern life, show business, and pop culture
Its world is built around everyday modern life, show business, and pop culture.
Solid, not remarkable
The craft is serviceable rather than remarkable.
Functional look and sound
The look and sound stay functional.
Based on the GoodWatch fingerprint: our scores for 70+ attributes of every movie. Select a row to see all of them.
The Army Will Never Be The Same
You are here: Private Valentine: Blonde & DangerousTap a poster to move
You are herePreview
vscompared with Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous2008
Point at a poster to compare itHold a poster to compare it
A chip fills to its level. Tap a full one for titles without that trait, a low one for titles with it.
Open a page:Total Drama Island (2007)Zoolander (2001)Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)Used Cars (1980)Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)Bowfinger (1999)Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (2012)Noises Off... (1992)Stripes (1981)Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2026)Spinal Tap II: The End Continues (2025)Soapdish (1991)The Crazy Ones (2013)Guest House Paradiso (1999)Theater Camp (2023)Bhagam Bhag (2006)Heavy Trip (2018)Reboot (2022)Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)Cheech & Chong's Next Movie (1980)Undercover Brother (2002)Keanu (2016)The Stunt Man (1980)Hacks (2021)Joy Ride (2023)Jackass 4.5 (2022)UHF (1989)Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021)Frozen Stiff (2002)Fresh Meat (2011)Three O'Clock High (1987)I Love LA (2025)Double Trouble (1984)La Cage aux Folles (1978)The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)Waiting for Guffman (1997)Peacemaker (2022)RuPaul's Drag Race (2009)Alibi.com (2017)An Action Hero (2022)Fletch (1985)Garam Masala (2005)This Is Spinal Tap (1984)Mindhorn (2016)Get Duked! (2019)Bad Trip (2021)Three Men and a Leg (1997)Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)The Boss of It All (2006)Kenny vs. Spenny (2003)Klown (2010)The Commitments (1991)Zola (2021)C'est la vie! (2017)The Night Before (2015)The Jerk (1979)Magic Mike XXL (2015)Santa Claus Is a Stinker (1982)This Is the End (2013)Torrente: The Dumb Arm of the Law (1998)Flirting with Disaster (1996)
Quick answers from GoodWatch data.
You can watch it free with ads on Tubi TV. You can also rent or buy it from Apple TV, Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, and Google Play Movies. All links in Where to Watch go to these licensed services.
Reviews are weak, with a GoodWatch score of 48/100 (IMDb 4.3). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.
It's rated PG-13 in the United States. Content advisories: strong language.
1 h 40 min
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs 1 h 40 min.
No. It cost about $30 million to make and earned $103,971 worldwide, 0% of its budget.
It was made in English. Produced in United States.
+21GoodWatch finds legal streaming, rental, or purchase options for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous in 35 countries. Pick any of them in Where to Watch to see the local services.
4.3
