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Don't Go Near the Park
1979·Movie
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High energy, emotionally cool.
Energy
Violent and tense
- Violence8
- Tension7
- Scare7
Heart
Emotionally reserved
- Catharsis4
- Pathos3
- Family Dynamics3
Humor
Serious throughout
- Wit & Wordplay1
- Dark Humor1
- Situational Comedy0
World
Crime
- World Immersion6
- Dialogue Centrality5
- Novelty5
Craft
Solid, not remarkable
- Intrigue6
- Direction5
- Acting5
Style
Functional look and sound
- Music Centrality6
- Sound Centrality6
- Cinematography5
Energy
HighViolent and tense
Don't Go Near the Park is violent, tense, and scary.
All energy traits
- Violence8Physical conflict and intensity.
- Tension7Edge-of-your-seat suspense and pressure.
- Scare7Frightening moments and scares.
- Adrenaline6High-energy, pulse-pounding intensity.
- Fast Pace6Quick tempo and momentum.
- Spectacle5Scale and set-piece grandeur.
Related traits
- Grotesque7Macabre, distorted imagery.
- Bleakness7Grim, stark outlooks.
- Uncanny5Eerie, unsettling strangeness.
Heart
NoneEmotionally reserved
It keeps its emotions at a distance.
All heart traits
- Catharsis4Emotional release and payoff.
- Pathos3Deeply moving, empathetic emotion.
- Family Dynamics3Relationships and generational ties.
- Melancholy2Bittersweet, reflective sadness.
- Hopefulness2Optimism and uplifting resolve.
- Wonder2Awe, discovery, and amazement.
- Romance1Love stories and emotional connections.
- Coming of Age1Personal growth and self-discovery.
- Wholesome0Heartwarming, uplifting feelings.
- Nostalgia0Warmth of memory and retro vibes.
Related traits
- Bleakness7Grim, stark outlooks.
- Spiritual5Faith, meaning, and transcendence.
Humor
NoneSerious throughout
Expect almost no humor.
All humor traits
- Wit & Wordplay1Clever dialogue and verbal humor.
- Dark Humor1Humor from taboo or grim topics.
- Situational Comedy0Humor from everyday scenarios and setups.
- Physical Comedy0Slapstick and visual gags.
- Cringe Humor0Awkward, uncomfortable laughs.
- Absurdist Humor0Surreal, nonsensical comedy.
- Satire & Parody0Sharp critique and playful imitation.
Related traits
- Eccentricity6Oddball tone and quirks.
World
LowCrime
Its world is built around crime.
All world traits
- World Immersion6Depth and sensory richness of setting.
- Dialogue Centrality5Stories driven by conversation.
- Novelty5Fresh ideas and invention.
- Rewatchability3Invites repeat viewing.
- Ambiguity3Open-endedness and uncertainty.
Related traits
- Crime8Heists, investigation, and underworld.
- Fantasy6Mythic worlds and magical systems.
- Mystery6Whodunnits and unraveling secrets.
- Psychological5Inner worlds and mind games.
- Spiritual5Faith, meaning, and transcendence.
Craft
LowSolid, not remarkable
The craft is serviceable rather than remarkable.
All craft traits
- Intrigue6Curiosity and investigative pull.
- Direction5Vision and command behind the camera.
- Acting5Performance craft and presence.
- Narrative Structure5Story architecture and form.
- Dialogue Quality4Sharp writing and memorable lines.
- Character Depth4Rich, complex characterization.
- Complexity4Layered plots and ideas.
- Non-linear Narrative3Time-shifts and structure play.
- Meta Narrative0Stories about storytelling.
Related traits
- Fast Pace6Quick tempo and momentum.
- Novelty5Fresh ideas and invention.
Style
MediumFunctional look and sound
The look and sound stay functional.
All style traits
- Music Centrality6The score or soundtrack shapes the emotional experience.
- Sound Centrality6Sound design as core element.
- Cinematography5Visual composition and camera work.
- Editing5Pacing and structure through cuts.
- Music Composition5Score and musical identity.
- Visual Stylization4Distinctive aesthetic signature.
Related traits
- Grotesque7Macabre, distorted imagery.
- Spectacle5Scale and set-piece grandeur.
- Dialogue Centrality5Stories driven by conversation.
Who it's for
AdultsFriends NightPartner WatchSolo WatchPure Escapism
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About
They were cursed to eternal life at the cost of their souls!
In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation
Exploitation HorrorSupernatural ThrillerRitualistic CannibalismAncient CurseB-Movie AestheticDark Fantasy ElementsInvestigation PlotDisturbing & ViolentLow Budget Charm
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Questions about Don't Go Near the Park
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Is Don't Go Near the Park worth watching?
31
BadGoodWatch scoreReviews are weak, with a GoodWatch score of 31/100 (IMDb 3.5). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.
What is Don't Go Near the Park rated?
RViolenceDisturbing imagery
It's rated R in the United States. Content advisories: violence and disturbing imagery.
How long is Don't Go Near the Park?
1 h 23 min
Don't Go Near the Park runs 1 h 23 min.
What language is Don't Go Near the Park in?
English
It was made in English. Produced in United States.
What tropes does Don't Go Near the Park use?
Abusive ParentsMonstrous CannibalismCool Old LadyOrgan TheftThe RunawaySpoiled SweetEvil MentorI'm a HumanitarianGutted Like a FishGornDirty Old ManArchnemesis Dad
TV Tropes lists 12 storytelling tropes for Don't Go Near the Park, including Abusive Parents, Monstrous Cannibalism, Cool Old Lady.