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Vampires Suck

2010·Movie
1h 22min·PG-13

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Very funny, light on feelings.

Energy

Fast-paced

Fast from start to finish.

  • Fast Pace7
  • Adrenaline3
  • Spectacle3

Heart

Emotionally reserved

Much of it is about growing up.

  • Coming of Age7
  • Romance6
  • Family Dynamics5

Humor

Plenty of satire and situational comedy

  • Satire & Parody10
  • Situational Comedy8
  • Cringe Humor8

World

Pop culture, everyday modern life, and growing up

  • Dialogue Centrality7
  • World Immersion4
  • Rewatchability4

Craft

Solid, not remarkable

  • Direction6
  • Dialogue Quality6
  • Acting5

Style

Functional look and sound

  • Editing7
  • Cinematography6
  • Music Composition5

Who it's for

AdultsDate NightFriends NightParty VibePartner WatchPublic Viewing SafeSolo WatchTeensBackground WatchBinge-FriendlyDrop-in FriendlyPure Escapism

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About

Some sagas just won't die.

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Teen ParodySatirical ComedyPop Culture ReferencesRomantic Comedy SpoofPhysical ComedyCringe HumorVampire Film ParodyHigh School AnticsFast-Paced Humor

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Where can I stream Vampires Suck legally?

Vampires Suck is included with a subscription to Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads in the United States. You can watch it free with ads on Plex. You can also rent or buy it from Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, and Fandango At Home. All links in Where to Watch go to these licensed services.

Is Vampires Suck worth watching?

27
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Reviews are weak, with a GoodWatch score of 28/100 (IMDb 3.5 and Metacritic 18). The GoodWatch score combines critic and audience ratings.

What is Vampires Suck rated?

PG-13Strong languageSexual content

It's rated PG-13 in the United States. Content advisories: strong language and sexual content.

How long is Vampires Suck?

1 h 22 min

Vampires Suck runs 1 h 22 min.

Do critics and audiences agree on Vampires Suck?

Critics18
Audiences35

Not quite. Audiences rate Vampires Suck higher (35) than critics (18). It's more of a crowd-pleaser than a critics' pick.

Was Vampires Suck a box office hit?

Budget$20 million
Box office$81 million

Yes. It cost about $20 million to make and earned $81 million worldwide, 4.0 times its budget.

What language is Vampires Suck in?

EnglishGerman

It was made in English, with some German. Produced in United States.

In how many countries can I watch Vampires Suck?

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GoodWatch finds legal streaming, rental, or purchase options for Vampires Suck in 83 countries. Pick any of them in Where to Watch to see the local services.

What tropes does Vampires Suck use?

Visual PunRedundant ParodyWarm Bloodbags Are EverywhereOur Werewolves Are DifferentKryptonite-Proof SuitArtistic License – PhysicsShout-OutBlack ComedyRule of FunnyBlatant LiesFanserviceBookendsand 21 more

TV Tropes lists 33 storytelling tropes for Vampires Suck, including Visual Pun, Redundant Parody, Warm Bloodbags Are Everywhere.