The Torkelsons

Connie Ray

Millicent Torkelson

Olivia Burnette

Dorothy Jane Torkelson

Aaron Michael Metchik

Steven Floyd Torkelson

Lee Norris

Chuckie Lee Torkelson

Brittany Murphy

Molly Morgan

Rachel Duncan

Mary Sue Torkelson

Anna Slotky

Ruth Ann Torkelson

William Schallert

Wesley "Boarder" Hodges

Jason Marsden

Gregory Morgan

Perry King

Brian Morgan

Vinessa Shaw

Meredith Reed

Alyson Hannigan

Samantha

Ernie Lively

J.W.

Jeff McCracken

Langley Wilson

Alanna Ubach

Willie

Ben Affleck

Kevin Johnson

Linda Larkin

Kim

Robert Costanzo

Big Bob Petrelli

Ashley Peldon

Molly Jeffers

Omri Katz

Jason

Kevin Clash

Elmo (voice)

Drew Carey

Herby Scroggins

Steven Gilborn

Dr. Euless

Ronnie Claire Edwards

Bootsie

Christopher Rich

Jim Morgan

Vincent Ventresca

Dave

Sarah Douglas

Lady Harrington

Remy Ryan Hernandez

Jenny Blackwing

Marguerite Moreau

Kimberly

Stephen Root

Sheriff Bobby

Erin Gray

Jennifer

Suzie Plakson

Verna

Michael Landes

Riley Roberts

Gregg Henry

Randall Torkelson

Adam Wylie

Young Kirby

John Calvin

Michael

Lenny Wolpe

Mr. Wheeler

Michael Horse

David Blackwing

Jim Calvert

Patrick

Alyson Kiperman

Dreama

Joey Lawrence

Jeff Thornton

Patty Duke

Catharine Jeffers

Jared Leto

Rick Aiken

Devon Gummersall

Party Boy

Donal Logue

Tommy Tom

Mark Shera

Paul

Shawn Phelan

Mercurio

Richard McGonagle

Howard Roberts

Richard Panebianco

Craig Keets

Cristine Rose

Director

Mother Love

Kitty Drysdale

Paxton Whitehead

Reginald Harrington

Dave Florek

Mr. Katsotis

Frank Birney

Captain

Danuel Pipoly

Benvolio

Benj Thall

Steven Floyd Torkelson

Jeanine Jackson

Appliance Saleslady

Tanya Fenmore

Laine

Molly McClure

Gertrude Perkins

Lou Hancock

Elvira Grandy

Amy Hathaway

Callie Kimbro

Scott Michael Campbell

Big Jock

Ian Bohen

Capulet

Wayne Tippit

Strickland

Peter Van Norden

Mel

Shirley Prestia

Female Customer

James Gleason

Male Customer, Mr. Hacker

Wayne Federman

Assistant