Two and a Half Men

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Lyndsey Mackelroy

Ryan Stiles

Herb

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Jennifer Taylor

Chelsea

Sophie Winkleman

Zoey

April Bowlby

Kandi

Graham Patrick Martin

Eldridge Mackelroy

Jane Lynch

Dr. Linda Freeman

Judy Greer

Bridget Schmidt

Emmanuelle Vaugier

Mia

Robert Clotworthy

TV Announcer (voice)

Kelly Stables

Melissa

D. B. Sweeney

Larry

Maggie Lawson

Ms. McMartin

J.D. Walsh

Gordon

Brooke D'Orsay

Kate

Rebecca McFarland

Leanne

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Courtney

Clark Duke

Barry

James Edson

Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein

Mimi Rogers

Robin Schmidt

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Gretchen

Martin Mull

Russell

Robert Wagner

Teddy

Ming-Na Wen

Linda

Patton Oswalt

Billy Stanhope

Aly Michalka

Brooke

Joel Murray

Petey

Talyan Wright

Ava

Katherine LaNasa

Lydia

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Nurse Phyllis

Macey Cruthird

Megan

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Isabella

Kris Iyer

Dr. Prajneep

Liz Vassey

Michelle

Stacy Keach

Tom

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Missi Pyle

Miss Pasternak

Carl Reiner

Marty Pepper

Jenna Elfman

Frankie

Jeri Ryan

Sherri

Wayne Wilderson

Dad

Odette Annable

Nicole

Denise Richards

Lisa

Rachel Cannon

Chloe

John Pirruccello

Policeman (voice)

Tinashe

Celeste

Tricia Helfer

Gail

Katy Mixon

Betsy

John Amos

Ed

Deanna Russo

Laurel

Susan Blakely

Angie

Sara Rue

Naomi

Carol Kane

Shelly

Michael Clarke Duncan

Jerome

Juliette Goglia

Joanie

Mikki Padilla

Bridesmaid #1

Kimberly Quinn

Donna

Sara Erikson

Bethany

Alicia Coppola

Dr. Michelle Talmadge

Tricia O'Kelley

Shari

Matthew Marsden

Nigel

Georgia Engel

Jean

Brian Stepanek

Arthur

Alem Brhan Sapp

Drill Sergeant

Miley Cyrus

Missi

Steven Krueger

Sean

Jaime Pressly

Tammy

Tom Virtue

Stan

Jeff Probst

Himself

Paula Marshall

Paula

Michael Patrick McGill

Joseph

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Jeff Staron

Barista

Steffani Brass

Amy

Larry Cedar

Policeman #1

Judd Nelson

Chris

Gail O'Grady

Mandi

Sandra Purpuro

Cynthia

Steven Tyler

Steven Tyler

Nick Toth

TV Narrator

Richard Whiten

Officer Bryant

John Stamos

Prospective House Buyer

Brendan Patrick Connor

Middle-Aged Guy

Magdalena Holland

Inga

Ciera Foster

Volleyball Player #2

Carrie Reichenbach

Alexis

Coby Ryan McLaughlin

Jeremy

Shon Little

Cashier

Steve Hytner

Dr. Schenkman

Jacqueline Lord

Lady #1

Meagen Fay

Martha

Steven Eckholdt

Brad

Justine Eyre

Gabrielle

Aja Evans

Emily

Rena Sofer

Chrissy

Kimberly Brooks

Computer Voice

Rose Matheu

Lily

Krista Allen

Olivia Peason

Heather Locklear

Laura

Nicole Forester

Camille

Abigail Mavity

Brianna

Eugene Byrd

Lenny

Lucky Vanous

Kevin

Dylan Minnette

Little Charlie

Teri Hatcher

Liz

Bob Morrisey

Dr. Little

Johanna Nicosia

Desiree

Sean Penn

Himself

Chloe Webb

Trudy

Ken Jeong

Male Nurse

Dakin Matthews

Father Shaunassey

Noel Fisher

Freddie

Elena Lyons

Susan

Camryn Manheim

Daisy

Suzanne Whang

Anesthesiologist

Dayna Devon

Shopper (uncredited)

Paget Brewster

Jamie

Christine Dunford

Gloria

Kristin Dattilo

Cindy

Amanda Swisten

Darlene

Chris O'Donnell

Bill

Natalie Zea

Colleen

Darryl Sivad

Cab Driver

Allison Janney

Beverly

Janeane Garofalo

Sharon

Kimberly Oja

Betsy

Brooke Shields

Danielle

Kay Panabaker

Sophie

Brian Turk

Mike

Tony Tripoli

Philip

Brian Patrick Wade

Sam

Brittney Powell

Clair

Paige Peterson

Hooker

Jon Polito

Mr. Sharipa

Martin Sheen

Harvey

Loren Lester

Emcee

Danielle Bisutti

Vicki

Jennifer Hale

TV Announcer (V.O)

Rib Hillis

Justin

Alicia Witt

Miss Pasternak

Emilio Estevez

Andy

Christina Chambers

Kimberly

Jenn Liu

Gwyneth

Christina Moore

Cynthia

Barry Livingston

Sam

Eddie Van Halen

Himself

Ion Overman

Vicki

Cerina Vincent

Lulu

Helena Mattsson

Ingrid

Sandra McCoy

Tina

Bellamy Young

Diane

Carrie Stevens

Pam

Hayley Erin

Milly

Andrea Savage

Lena

Mike Connors

Hugo

Lisa Jay

Ginger

Josie Davis

Sandy

Enrique Iglesias

Fernando

Orson Bean

Norman

Eve Gordon

Brenda

Brian George

TV Narrator

Marc Grapey

Stuart

Madison Mason

Tommy Pearson

Eric Allan Kramer

Bill

George Wyner

Sheldon

Kristen Miller

Debbie

Natalie Denise Sperl

Janie

Sam Lerner

Andrew

Ski Carr

Gonzales

Thomas F. Wilson

Mike

Stacey Travis

Linda

Lucy Lawless

Pamela

John Valdetero

Phil

Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello

Megan Fox

Prudence

Cloris Leachman

Norma

Jessica Collins

Gloria

Kelly King

Kelly

Iqbal Theba

Don

Andrea Bendewald

Terry Sholander

Holly Meowy

Mitzi

Andy Pessoa

Andy

Catherine McCord

Danielle

Hugh Holub

Man

Lee Garlington

Peggy

Andy Mackenzie

Ronald Wiedermeier

Gracie Maddox

Lilly

Steve Tom

Minister

Jack Plotnick

Mike

Elizabeth Ho

Jasmine

Sab Shimono

Hiroshi

Lamont Thompson

Bruno

Meeghan Holaway

Brenda

James Earl Jones

Himself

Will Sasso

Andrew

June Squibb

Margaret

Matt Roth

Greg

Jackie Debatin

Ginger

Christopher Neiman

Joel

Marco Sanchez

Hector

Richard Kind

Artie

Bridget Flanery

Katie

Yvette Nicole Brown

Mandy

Richard Lewis

Stan

Don Foster

Ken

Amanda Tosch

Vicki

Jenna Gering

Naomi

Harry Dean Stanton

Himself

Rhyon Nicole Brown

Ashley

Alana de la Garza

Crystal

Susan Sullivan

Dorothy

Ernie Grunwald

Clinician

Brian Thomas Smith

Emmett

Valerie Azlynn

Beth

George Eads

George (uncredited)

Emily Rose

Janine

Jennifer O'Dell

Margaret

Gregg Marx

Announcer

Sun Park

Manicurist

Jon Lovitz

Archie Baldwin

Morgan Fairchild

Donna

Aaron Refvem

Chuck

Marisa Tayui

Sally

Andre Ware

Officer Chamberlan

Katelin Petersen

Katie

Daniel Escobar

Richard

Cristine Rose

Lenore

Byrne Offutt

Paul

Molly Morgan

Megan

Ken Lerner

Dr. Levine

Matt McKenzie

Gary

Jamie Rose

Sloane Jagov

Tina Morasco

Summer

Amy Farrington

Kathleen

Kate Luyben

Woman

Cheryl White

Ruth

Michael Lowry

Wes Tosterone

Hope Allen

Jenna

Ping Wu

Coroner

Thomas Gibson

Greg

Diora Baird

Wanda

Virginia Williams

Tricia

Aisha Tyler

Allison

Angela Lin

Laura

Malea Rose

Stacy

Rachele Brooke Smith

Tracy

Max Mittelman

Mechaenical Demon (voice)

Alessandra Torresani

Kathy

Lyn Alicia Henderson

Patricia

Angelique Cabral

Shannon

Alexis Krause

Kelly

Stephanie Jacobsen

Penelope

Nicole J. Butler

Mother

Grady Lee Richmond

Elmer

Nikki Novak

Naomi

Nicholas Gonzalez

Baker

Katie Stegeman

Malibu Volleyball Player

Taylor Cole

Melanie Laughlin

Joe Manganiello

Alex

Monika Smith

Kiki

Amanda Schull

Alicia

Gary Busey

Gary Busey

Michael Bailey Smith

Dave

Nicole Steinwedell

Veronica Hastings

Brian Keith Russell

Thomas

Jonathan Banks

Sid

Jane Carr

Sharon

Jim Piddock

Edward

Chuck Lacey

Martin

Michael Medico

Bartender

Travis Van Winkle

Dylan

Sonia Jackson

Andrea

Hira Ambrosino

Kim

Kathy Bates

Charlie Harper

Eddie Shin

Dr. Kim

Caitlin Harris

Lauren

Christina Scherer

Jenny

Abbie Cobb

Gabby

Chase Austin

Slacker #1

Jason Alexander

Dr. Goodman

Ryan Heinke

Slacker #2

Brit Morgan

Jill

Chasty Ballesteros

Woman

Bre Blair

Rachel

Dorian Brown Pham

Jennifer

Alex McKenna

Michelle

Jenny Robinson

Alissa

Amanda Walsh

Dawn

Rico E. Anderson

M.P. Searle

Lindsay Price

Whitney

Bradley Snedeker

M.P. Ross

Rebecca Marshall

Susan

Sofia Mattsson

Inga

Madison Riley

Britte

Willie Garson

Dr. Staven

Meredith Giangrande

Girl #1

Charles Malik Whitfield

Police Officer

Elizabeth Bogush

Emily

Elaine Hendrix

Sylvia

Jamie Hill

Nicole

Mikaela Hoover

Morgan

Jelly Howie

Kristen

Kelly Rohrbach

Amber

Scott Bakula

Jerry

Jessica Lundy

Allie

Amanda Detmer

Meghan

George Coe

Victor

Julie Berman

Sarah

Marilu Henner

Linda

Arianna Gomez

Hot Girl at Bar

Hilary Duff

Stacey

Kelly Sry

Henry

Shanti Lowry

Tara / Tanya

Jett Dunlap

Luke

Edie McClurg

Helen

Kimberly Hebert Gregory

Lisa

Jennifer Chang

Colleen

Jennifer Aspen

Stephanie

Molly Stanton

Michaela

Nicole Travolta

Heidi

Tara Perry

Sarah

Marianne Chambers

Kelly Monroe

Camila Greenberg

Leslie

Tiffany Panhilason

Heather

Lynda Carter

Lynda Carter

Madison Dylan

Laurie

Spencer Locke

Jill

Kim Shaw

Maria

Kate Miner

Nadine

Craig Gellis

Mike

Diane Farr

Rachel

Brooke Lyons

Gwen

Austin Rogers

Mark

Marion Ross

Margaret

Skyler Yeast

Attractive Male Swinger

Tim Conway

Tim

Steve Lawrence

Steve

Garry Marshall

Garry

Jonathan Palmer

James

Maria Zyrianova

Sugar

Elle Evans

Cheyenne

David Grant Wright

John

Mila Kunis

Vivian

Blake Bertrand

Kid #1

Ken Davitian

Mr. Mardirosian

Jamie Luner

Tracy

Alex Kapp

Donna

Amy Pietz

Angie

Tammy Tavares

Woman #1

Diedrich Bader

Dirk

Artt Butler

Robot (voice)

Brad Paisley

Derek

Abby Walker

Lady #2

Anna Easteden

Wanda

Anna Graves

Flight Attendant

JJ Snyder

Terry

David Denman

Jack

Desi Lydic

Veronica

Valery M. Ortiz

Tracy

Debra D. Holt

Overweight Woman

Joseph S. Griffo

Little Person

Jim Lau

Chinese Man

Jamal Duff

James

Tonita Castro

Esmerelda

Nadia Bjorlin

Jill

Krista Kalmus

Shauna

Erinn Hayes

Gretchen

Sara Sanderson

Kendra

Katrina Nelson

Silent Betty

Rodney J. Hobbs

Locksmith

Jesse Mackey

Larry

Amanda Gallo

Tiffany

Bobby Cooper

Himself

Kevin Sorbo

Andy

Julia Campbell

Francine

Diane Delano

Prison Matron

Ralph Cole Jr.

Ricky

Maria Tornberg

Theresa

Raymond Ma

Mr. Park

Art Bonilla

Angry Hispanic Man

John Vance

Leon

Kristin Bauer

Laura

Louisette Geiss

Karen

Eddie Gorodetsky

Doug

Deena Dill

Miss Tuttle

Myndy Crist

Wendy

Lisa Arning

Cheryl Ann

Lori Lively

Kathy

Elise Robertson

Second Nurse

Terry Rhoads

Dr. Andrew Sperlock

Kelley West

Nancy

Frankie J. Allison

Rodney

Julie Dickens

Montage Beautiful Woman

Ana Alexander

Montage Doctor

David Starzyk

Eric

Gigi Rice

Christine

Cynthia Preston

Heather

Jay Harik

Cab Driver

John O'Brien

Waiter

Ted Garcia

Newscaster

Ren Trella

Natalie

Stephanie Erb

Mrs. Schmidt

Diane Sellers

Ms. Gallagher

Mark Roberts

Mr. Malinkovich

Wayne Thomas Yorke

Bob

Susse Budde

Willow

Danielle Lewis

Dancer #3

Nectar Rose

Dottie

Jim Meskimen

Gangster #2

Iryna Blokhina

Woman

Brandon Killham

Joey

Julianne Grossman

Mrs. Wiedermeier

Treisa Gary

Nurse Shelby

Rebecca Avery

Pregnant Woman

Bruno Amato

Officer Roberts

Shane Woodson

Man

Annie Mumolo

Teenage Girl #1

Ashley Edner

Teenage Girl #2

Christopher T. Wood

Arnold

Carly Thomas Smith

Eva

Michael Merton

Photographer

Ben Hermes

Detective

Tammy Lauren

Shannon

Bob Rumnock

Minister

Avner Garbi

Tailor

Dale Waddington

Woman

Nadine Ellis

Jeanie

Doug Mitchell

Jim

Nancy Linari

Woman's Voice

Ian 'Blaze' Kelly

Jamal

Bob Rusch

Referee

Monica Young

Julie

Kurt Scholler

Bailiff

Richard V. Licata

Councilman Stewart

Alexandra Gold Jourden

Dakota

Sandra Robinson

Georgia

Kathryn Gordon

Jess

Jamison Haase

Waiter

Andrea Bogart

Gretchen

Clint Carmichael

Fred

Henry Dittman

Man

Keena Ferguson

Bridesmaid #2

Jennifer Lee Keyes

Bridesmaid #3

Jen Lilley

Bridesmaid #4

John Burke

Detective Henry Ketchum

Brett Wagner

Prison Cell Mate

Hollie Stenson

Destinee

Dan Cole

Clown

Clint Culp

William

Nikita Ager

Stephanie

Chet Grissom

Man

Shantel Wislawski

Kim

Denise Loveday

Mother

Austin Kane

Toddler

Daya Vaidya

Lucy

Justin Alston

Employee

Jamal Thomas

Fireman #2

Lillian Adams

Mrs. Freemantle

Annie Potts

Lenore

David Mattey

Lou

Gerald Brodin

Man

Caroline Bielskis

Woman

Peter A. Hulne

Police Officer #2 (voice)

Paulina Olszynski

Trudy

Claudia Choi

Nurse

Arthur Darbinyan

Joe

Arturo Gil

Ed

Joe Gieb

Ted

Marcel Mazur

Strong Man

Jackie Zane

Bearded Lady

Jeanette O'Connor

Debbie

Judith Drake

Cynthia

Ingrid Rogers

Keisha

Ewan Chung

Attendant

Darryl Stephens

Man #1

Adam Powell

Man #2

Lilli Birdsell

Louanne

Mark Deklin

Marcus

Jessica DiCicco

Jenny (voice)

Jeff Clarke

Sherman

Frances Fisher

Priscilla Honeycutt

Amy Hill

Mrs. Wiggins

Frank Beard

Self [ZZ Top]

Billy Gibbons

Self [ZZ Top]

Dusty Hill

Self [ZZ Top]

Ronobir Lahiri

Dr. Gollygupta

Nayo Wallace

Paulina

Jennifer Sparks

Danielle

Eben Ham

Officer Doogan

Karen Y. McClain

Chrissy

Alicia Hannah-Kim

Lotus

Adamo Palladino

Peter

Layla Crawford

Little Girl

Todd Stanton

Man's Voice (voice)

Jared Murillo

Waiter

Emily Osment

Amy

Lilah Richcreek Estrada

Keri

Melissa Denton

Amy

Judah Nelson

Kid #3

Sophie Guest

Kid #4

Isabella Kai

Kid #5

Shiloh Nelson

Kid #6

Jessica Lu

Jean

Gwendoline Yeo

Computer Voice

Brenda Koo

Julie

Tristan Byon

Boy

Richard Riehle

Santa

Alex Rose Wiesel

Kerri

Daniel Steven Gonzalez

Paramedic

Gracie Zane

Volleyball Player #1

Katie Cleary

Katherine

Bill Smitrovich

Rick

Gary Anthony Williams

Leo

Nikki Leigh

Heidi

Sarayu Blue

Emily

Matthew Jordan

Louis at 21

Chris Coppola

Douglas

Caitlin O'Connor

Beautiful Girl #1

J.J. Rodgers

Luanne

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lieutenant Wagner

Nakia Secrest

Angel

Jud Tylor

Deedeee

Roger V. Burton

King Rupert

Michael Edwin

Proprietor

Michael Potter

Henry

Glen Walker

TV Announcer

John Mendoza

Sid

Joe Dietl

Mailman Mike