Benidorm

Abigail Cruttenden

Kate Weedon

Geoffrey Hutchings

Mel Harvey

Paul Bazely

Troy

Hugh Sachs

Gavin

Kenny Ireland

Donald

Sheridan Smith

Brandy

Siobhan Finneran

Janice Garvey, Janice

Sheila Reid

Madge Harvey, Madge

Margi Clarke

Steve Pemberton

Mick, Mick Garvey

Jake Canuso

Mateo

Tony Maudsley

Kenneth

Tim Healy

Les / Lesley

Adam Gillen

Liam

Kathryn Drysdale

Natalie

Sherrie Hewson

Joyce

Josh Bolt

Rob Dawson, Rob

Perry Benson

Clive

Julie Graham

Sheron Dawson, Sheron

Hannah Waddingham

Tonya

Alan David

Glynn

Steve Edge

Billy

Jessica Ellerby

Amber

Honor Kneafsey

Jodie

Bobby Knutt

Eddie

Janine Duvitski

Jacqueline, Jacqueline Stewart

Elsie Kelly

Noreen / Doreen, Noreen

Nicholas Burns

Martin, Martin Weedon

Crissy Rock

Janey, Janey York

Johnny Vegas

Geoff - The Oracle, Geoff Maltby

Robin Askwith

Gary Snelling, Marcus, Gary

Nathan Bryon

Joey, Joey Ellis

Wendy Richard

Niky Wardley

Cilla Black

Ian Reddington

Jimmy Neptune

Siobhan Redmond

David Bradley

Shaun Dooley

Una Stubbs

Kate O'Mara

Frances Barber

Daisy

Kevin Bishop

The Original Peter Andre

Nigel Havers

Stanley Keen

Michael Starke

Dodgy Dave

Barry Chuckle

The Great Crostini's Great Assistant.

Paul Chuckle

The Great Crostini

Layton Williams

Larry

Matthew Kelly

Cyril Babcock

Elliott Jordan

Jack

Ian Lindsay

Mr Dixon

Dhafer L'Abidine

Mohammed

Ken Morley

Herbert

Louis Emerick

Norman the Doorman

Javier Marzan

Passport control officer, Passport Control Officer

Geoffrey McGivern

Beverley Westwood

Philip Olivier

Jason

Bel Powley

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Joan Collins

Crystal Hennessy-Vass

Bruce Mackinnon

Jonty

Alice Barry

Maureen

Antonio Gil

Casino Barman

Janet Street-Porter

Reporter

Holly Earl

Elena

Elena Saurel

Spa Receptionist

Rustie Lee

Queenie

Colin Hoult

Dirk

Leslie Jordan

Buck A. Roo

Amanda Barrie

Psychic Sue

Harriet Webb

Tracey

Denise Black

Gloria

Paul Chan

Mr. Wu

Martin Marquez

Juan the Vet

Milanka Brooks

Ionela

Derren Litten

Elvis

John Challis

Monty

Nadia Sawalha

Melanie

Loles León

Dolores

Ruth Madoc

Riannon

Joe Ferrara

Policeman

Joseph Balderrama

Dr. Bueno

Roy Hudd

Maurice

Paul Bentall

Evelyn Pyke

Manal El-Feitury

Catalina

Stephen Marcus

José Luis

Angus Deayton

Grenville Titcombe

Gerald Kyd

Julio

Michael Fenton Stevens

Sir Henry

Oliver Maltman

Peter Andre Tribute

Shane Richie

Sammy Valentino

Danny Scheinmann

Dr. Lugo

Phil Dunster

Ryan

Aykut Hilmi

Jose

Harman Singh

Punter

Toby Williams

Wolfgang

Nicholas Boulton

Beltoro Receptionist

Simon Greenall

Neville

Uri Geller

Himself

Sarah Baxendale

Jenny

Mark Heap

Malcolm

Hemi Yeroham

Shifty

Jason Manford

André

David O'Reilly

Bean

Joséphine Berry

Marie Lavoie

Martyn Ford

Hercules

Chris Rogers

Eczema the Clown

Stuart Milligan

Rutger

Tony Hadley

Himself

Julian Moore-Cook

Callum

Antonio de la Cruz

Vladimir

Alex Childs

Caroline

Gareth Hale

Dennis

Norman Pace

Nigel

Gary Oliver

Franco

Apple Brook

Mrs. Cattleprod

Daniel Garcia

Airport Security Officer

Bobby Ball

Ron Pickford

James Lance

Angelo

Claire Sweeney

Maxine

Holly Johnson

Himself

Madness

Themselves

David Cann

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